Guys We F****d

On the last episode of year one of attempting to interview every guy they've ever fucked, Corinne and Krystyna take some time to reflect on everything they've learned so far, offer more of their signature dude girl advice to the authors of some of the juicier fucker fan mail that never previously made it to air, and come to realize that while their lives are totally different and they have grown so much as people, perhaps they're just ironically back where they began? Oh, also they gone ask you for some moneyz. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Tonight (Friday, November 28th) at 10PM is NACHO BITCHES at New York Comedy Club! You can purchase tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/nacho-bitches-tickets-13309494055 If you're in Penn

After being barraged with a slew of E-mails and Tweets from other girls with guys just not that into them, Corinne feels...better? Maybe? Not really? Who cares? At any rate, much like the Native Americans, she hates to waste anything (even feelings), so she's happy to have helped some sad fuck souls out there by sharing yet another vignette from the series of unfortunate events that is her (lack of) love life. Meanwhile, Krystyna gives a loyal fucker the fuck yes to online dating to find a FB (fuck buddy) or romance or whatever that self-proclaimed broke bitch wants! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome ANDREW, Krystyna's suspiciously Stephen-esque one-night (or two-night) stand -- who can recall, really? They reminisce about excessive partying, pajama pants and whether or not Krystyna actually made out with Katy Perry. Plus, in a GWF first, Andrew pulls a semi-Magic Mike mid-podcast. And, seriously, guys, Corinne & Krystyna want to host your Christmas party for the moneyz...preferably i

As the saying goes, things comes in threes, so it's only appropriate that as the girls approach one year of talking about guys they fucked on Guys We Fucked, Corinne rounds it out with getting "dumped" a third time. As has become routine, Krystyna takes her seat as friend and therapist while the girls analyze the effects of social media and texting on "hanging out", Corinne's emotional wall and how the fuck to know when and if you're dating somebody. Post emergency sesh, C&K welcome brilliant comic and Facebook status updater KURT METZGER fresh off the debut of his Comedy Central special "White Precious" to talk about the complex open relationship he has with his girlfriend of 7 years, how to go about fucking him if that's a thing you want to do, what needs to happen for his huge pee-pee to fit inside a woman's v-v, why that cat calling video was NOT racist and how people have become too motherfucking sensitive about everything. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee

Sure, Elle.com just called them promiscuous for profit...which kinda makes them seem like hookers...but sweet hookers! Yay! Feminism! While Corinne's giddy maybe kinda going somewhere with a guy bubble has seemingly burst, Krystyna was forced to decide if she really wants to have a threesome. On Halloween. A Halloweensome? This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome BILLY PROCIDA, comic and host of The Manwhore podcast. The three talk butthole licking, web cam work for money, 69ing, and, oh yah, that time Billy flew all the way to Las Vegas for a BJ. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Tweet Billy @TheBillyProcida Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy

Oooooooh boy, Krystyna and Corinne are pissed. Like, real pissed. Like, so pissed you might look at them and want to catcall them, but then be scared to do so. Also, don't do that. Ever. What the fuck is wrong with you? After verbally ripping some online trolls a new asshole, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest, professional singer LISA, who was nice enough to stop by while on tour with a band to talk about the important issues: butt stuff, her sexual kryptonite Poison Penis, and, oh yeah, the fact that she's seen, touched and enjoyed Stephen's (yes, Krystyna's Stephen) penis. Listen to this sexy episode and then let us know if you have what it takes to sexually satiate a Lisa. HAPPY HALLOWEEN, #FUCKERS! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.face

Bonded by now having both seen Corinne's naked bod, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are more ready than ever to dive into some serious talks about not knowing what the fuck you're doing when you start fucking, possible reasons your boo hasn't banged you in 10 months and how to lower yourself to dating a 6 when you're totes used to a 9. This week, Krystyna and Corinne welcome bad boy comic JOE MASSE to the show to discuss the ins and outs of his 36-hour relationship, his time spent in anger management classes and how and why he became the successful male slut he is today. Let's just say the phrase 'daddy issues' gets tossed around a lot in this episode. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Joe: @HiImJoeMasse Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight See Corinne and Krys

Fresh off the heat of their Reddit thread, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are back for another week of broadcasting from a basement! Corinne's pussy is in pain, Krystyna's broke, but, hey, at least they have the love and support of everyone on the Internet (LOLz y'all)! After advising a hot babe on how to deal with being dumped by her publicly known boo, the gals sit down with EMILY & ARSHAN, their real-life friends who are in a real-life open relationship...that's working! As the first-ever couple on the show, Corinne and Krystyna shoot out the questions pretty much all of us have about open relationships like DO YOU USE CONDOMS? IS THERE JEALOUSY? WHAT IF YOU GET A CRUSH? Enjoy this surprisingly zen episode of GUYS WE FUCKED featuring people who love to fuck so much...they based their lifestyle around it! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube:

Sure Corinne can't recall exactly what happened at her birthday party, but rumor is she had a damn good time! Meanwhile, Krystyna went back to Pennsylvania and finally mustered up the courage to tell her mom about the podcast. This week, the ladies of Sorry About Last Night welcome dominatrix and NYC-based performer extraordinaire, LADY ZOMBIE and writer/comedian JAY NOG. The 4-some go into depth about the underworld of BDSM (Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism) including dungeons, stinky feet foot fetish fantasies and what happens when you force your head into a lady's crotch. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Hanging Out v. Dating, Bi-sexual Men v. Fully Homosexual Men, A Fun Amount of Sex v. Too Much Fucking Sex E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnig

Even after the success of her best friend's wedding, Corinne still thinks the idea of getting married is insane while Krystyna's period is making her (and everyone around her) go insane. This week, after the girls answer #fucker letters from a strong black woman who doesn't understand what white guys are more intimidated by -- the strong or the black -- and a self-proclaimed 'fat slut', they sit down with comic and ordained minister, MARIBETH MOONEY. MARIBETH is a 50+ cougar who officiates weddings, but has never had or wanted one of her own and her stories of fucking the tax man, finding out her boyfriend was gay during a threesome and starting off life as a suffocated chubby Catholic girl leave Corinne & Krystyna begging for more. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Derek Jeter's one-night stand gift baskets, school administration comparing girls in leggings to prostitutes and finding out what the fuck a Today Sponge is. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @P

This week, the podcast which has been the platform for many the break-up talk, goes through a break-up of its own. Good thing for the girls of Sorry About Last Night, no Ben & Jerry's is required for this one. What they DO need to know, however, is how the fuck do you shave something as seemingly delicate as a penis shaft? Corinne and Krystyna welcome guest JAMES MATTERN, comedian and therapist-in-training, to talk being raised by your grandparents, pubic topiaries, and wanting what's good for you. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: What to do when some of your friends have previously fucked your dude, how podcasts make pussy pain go away & whether or not relationships are actually healthy. THIS SPECIAL EPISODE IS PART OF THE HOBOKEN COMEDY FESTIVAL. HOBOKEN COMEDY FESTIVAL - SHOW INFO & TICKETS: http://www.hobokencomedyfestival.org DONATE TO THE LIBERTY HUMANE SOCIETY: https://interland3.donorperfect.net/weblink/weblink.aspx?name=libertyhs&id=7 E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladi

Is a private meeting with a web cam girl cheating? Is asking a girlfriend who's been raped to fulfill your rape fantasy bad form? Why are guys so against 2 guy/1 girl threesomes? This and other daunting questions are thrown into the ring on this new episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's friend, VERONICA, who, after becoming a bit of a fan girl of the podcast (and after a couple glasses of saki) has decided to divulge all her sexy secrets on air. An episode that was supposed to investigate Veronica's history as a longtime gold digger takes more turns than a dreidel and has been deemed by the GWF audio engineer, Andy, as the best episode yet! Guys, it's football season, so you need this podcast now more than ever. Now, let's make it rain... E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.c

It's 9/12, guys, and NO ONE GIVES A FUUUUUUCK! This week, the chix of Sorry About Last Night welcome week's end already hungover. Like, viciously hungover. Real talk, even Corinne's vagina is hungover (meanwhile, Krystyna's got sleep-fingered). Like any dude with skills, the comedy duo EASE into this episode with chat of cheating exes, pube upkeep, Ray Rice & Janay Palmer (obvs) and kindly map out on the body where it's appropriate to cum. Their glorious guest today is a first in GWF history, a diamond in the rough, a man in an ocean of boys, a trailblazer, a 4-leaf clover, a Burger King onion ring in the fry box, a U2 album you didn't even know you had -- it's TODD, the ONLY GUY both Corinne AND Krystyna have 'hung out with'! While C&K ain't officially Eskimo Sisters (yet), they've both seen the same penis up close and personal and we think that's pretty frickin impressive! The threesome (*YOU WISH*) talk about meeting on the Internets, internships, excusing yourself from James Gandolfini's table to

After preparing to have a lighthearted discussion about sex crimes to open the show, instead the heavyhearted Corinne & Krystyna mourn the death of arguably the hardest working person in comedy. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian, puppeteer, and all-around nice guy SHANE S. (yes, it's a different Shane, not the drunk one) to talk about what he thought sex was as a young lad, the ins and outs of a birds & bees talk from his famous dad, and how to react when you get a text kinda sorta accusing you of rape. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Still thinking your wife is hot after 39 years, defining someone else's feminism, manipulation and how it's totes ok to be semi-obsessed with your body (like, 'cause you think you fine). E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Shane @shaneisnotabird Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/s

On this week's episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, Corinne divulges her secret Saturday morning ritual and her feelings on Beyoncé's feministy VMA performance while Krystyna gushes of her young girl yearning to date an older man. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome their comic, good friend, and road gig buddy RYAN REISS to talk about feelings, being fat and getting your fucking heart broken. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: smart girls v. hot girls, the nastiest sex acts as described in the Urban Dictionary and pepper (yes, the freshly ground kind). PLUS, Corinne tells Ryan a secret. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Ryan @RyanReiss Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Check out all of the Stand Up NY Labs podcasts at standup

Fresh (or less-than-fresh, really) off the red eye in from LA, Corinne & Krystyna are sad to be back, but happy to be alive after an action-packed trip that included, spills, thrills...and Steve Urkel (WTF!?!). This week, the now bronzed babes of Sorry About Last Night interview fellow comic and man-in-the-midst-of-a-6 1/2-year-relationship-that's-really-a-15-year-relationship, MIKE CANNON! While Corinne seems truly perplexed about what Krystyna and Mike both do to keep their respective current relationships in tact, C and K can agree on one thing: they wouldn't mind getting their pussies shot with Mike's Cannon (amIright?!?!). The three comics talk teen years, public BJs, therapy, fighting, mind games, anal, how important it is to see more than just one dick in your lifetime and homosexual tendencies in straight dudes. LISTEN, LEARN...LA... See Mike Cannon headline at Caroline's on Broadway September 9th @ 7:30PM INFO HERE: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/mike-cannon/ Tweet Mike @iammikecannon Visit th

After Krystyna and Corinne decide they simply must address the elephant (dressed as a genie, dressed as an extraterrestrial, dressed as a nanny, dressed as Rainbow Randolph, dressed as a children's doctor, dressed as a photo technician, dressed as a big little kid...) in the room and Krystyna emotionally explains how depression has played an unfortunately large role in her life, the girls of Sorry About Last Night regroup to talk about, well, er, fuckin'. While heterosexual 'sex' is usually understood as an act with penis/vagina touching, sometimes one can drink too many whiskey sours and mouth/vagina touching just seems cozier. This week, for a nice change of pace, the girls sit down with ISAAC, a fancy producer whose face Corinne has sat on (too much?). The three talk about the power of the puss (it can get a pack of Starbursts delivered to your apartment at 11PM on a Friday night), the number of women the man you think adores you is actually courting and how Corinne is basically insufferable. Chris Gethard

Guys, you're not going to believe this, but Krystyna and her boyfriend had yet another orgasmic sex sesh! Meanwhile, Corinne got it on hardcore...with her hand (womp womp)...BUT...was so inspired that she thought up the perfect future GWF guest! Listener E-mails were flooding in this week, so the girls of Sorry About Last Night help out by answering questions about not feeling sexual enough and being totes obsessed with your ex(es), they learn a little bit more about getting kicked in the balls from a guy who has them and likes that and finally they rang some mouth alarms when one fan's 'romantic' situation starts sounding more like a horror film. Their guest this week is TRISTAN (formerly Tatiana), Corinne's transgender co-worker who sheds some much-needed light on what it's like to be among the X-Men of sexual orientations. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Big clit v. little penis, coming out twice, first orgasms and feeling like you're in the wrong fucking body. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com GUEST IN

After Corinne explains her boyfriend hunger games to Krystyna and they dissect the confusion that is a bridal shower like the city-dwelling, semi-tomboys they are, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome their first-ever lesbian guest, ANNI! During what ironically might be the most sexually tense episode to date, the vag-tastic threesome talk, well, a lot about pussy (just how DO you eat it? Can they all squirt? Are they truly the snowflake of the human organ family??). And then Krystyna and Corinne rapid-fire a bunch of hack lesbian questions because, no offense transgendered people, but lesbians are the true mystery of the sexual orientation family. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Anni @AnniWeisband Instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINKS T

Corinne's back from Montreal with a fresh serving of self-hate on her plate and even the sunshiney Krystyna can't convince her that she's doing great, but the mood at the table is still perky enough to discuss how to keep a fuck buddy and whether or not it's cool to dirty talk about exes in the sack. This week, the women of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian Joe DeRosa who, to his credit, just straight up asked to be on the podcast (ask and ye shall receive -- a good rule in life AND sex, kids). Immediately sensing his difficult nature, the girls dive into his biggest heartbreaks, why calling your vagina anything but is pretty obnoxious and Joe's deep abandonment issues. The gang also tries to solve the mystery of where the fuck the fun has gone in comedy plus Corinne gives Joe some information about his reputation. Other topics include: Chelsea Handler, SNL, how much mom time is too much mom time and rape. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @Ph

After Krystyna finally gets word on whether or not her boyfriend is cool with her masturbating to other dudes and Corinne, while innocently trying to get an iced coffee, is greeted with the Harlem Boys Choir of getting pussy, the women of Sorry About Last Night sit down with this week's guest, Danny. After spending a series of drunken, high Saturday nights last Summer acting as Corinne's fuck buddy, Danny has a few souvenirs to talk about including a pair of panties and his self-proclaimed best joke. Listen as the three kind-of friends talk porn, slut-shaming, fucking older guys and which of the girls he really wants to fuck. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Danny @DannyPalmerNYC Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Marriage Equality USA