Choose Your Own Adventure

This week, James destroys a small business, complains about food, we talk about love in unusual places during James' Love Tips, pour over the results of a survey about love, and other delicious tidbits.http://www.archive.org/download/James_StuEpisode27.5_TouchingYourselfOnTheBus/Episode27_TouchingYourselfOnTheBus1.mp3

http://www.archive.org/download/James_StuEpisode26_Ijustcan_tstartmyheart/Episode26_Ijustcantstartmyheart.mp3Choose Your Own Adventure - LIVE FROM LA!

Keeping up our high standards of quality and quantity, here is Choose Your Own Adventure's Christmas Special '08 - 'December Makes Me Feel This Way'Search for 'choose your own adventure' on iTunes to subscribe, or hey, just click on the link below to listen, if you're lazy or a racist old person.http://ia310814.us.archive.org/2/items/ChooseYourOwnAdventureEpisode24_DecemberMakesMeFeelThisWay/Episode24_DecemberMakesMeFeelThisWay....mp3

with james & stu- lots and lots of OCD dramas for james- and stu too.http://www.archive.org/download/James_StuChristmasConversations/xmasconversations.mp3

- trish and nicki help out tonight, and boothie remembers things that stu had forgotten which expose how much of an arsehole stu is.- yes, its all a little too much information about stu, really. but hell, its funny.- we play two 'shit songs i found on danes ipod' this week - it gets stranger and stranger.- stu rants and raves about beyonces new song, and forgets to turn the mics off before making a dick of himself. brilliantediting too...- boothie's gears are grinded by text messages from stu in the early morning. then he attacks my phone claiming its 'tacky', now people can vote on it on the blog (chooseadventure.blogspot.com)- hmm blog of the week dies in the arse - its having a rest for a few weeks, maybe- plus boothie talks about brian wilson at splendor, with trivia and fantastic impersonations- to cap it off, we end with another 'shit song i found on danes ipod' - fucking hilarious.PLUS MUSIC FROM:-sleepy jackson-whigfield-beyonce-minus the bear-grandmaster flash-princehttp://www.archive.org/download/C

- we haven't done a podcast in ages.- but we do have a vidcast up now, and lots to come- whats happened while youve been missing us, particularly our two Puerto Rican listeners- K FED: the man, the tabloid robot, the comedian, and well, not the rapper. oh, and the wanker.- Michael Richards, his wacky racial slurs and the hilarity (did we mention we have a soundboard? fuck yeah)- breaking news: lazy eye folk now have to wear shirts that read 'i have a lazy eye, try not to look at me in the face'- a page from the diary of james (saved by the salvos)- part 1: stu's report on erect nipples on maniquinsPLUS MUSIC FROM:TV ON THE RADIO, JARVIS COCKER, PATRICK WOLFE, and THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE QUEENhttp://www.archive.org/download/JamesStuBetterLateThanNever/Better_Late_Than_Never.mp3

- where is james?- stu, dane and pili are back again for this episode, and luckily pete easily replaces james obsessive compulsive role with his own obscene, insulting self- WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS: our nz correspondant, pete, gives a kiwi twist to the segment. he's angry enough to actually do the segment justice, unlike james and stu, who dont have the hatred or passion for it much. Big headphones, and kevin federline (prononced `doo-ch-ebag')- PETE IN EXILE: pete retells some of his wacky adventures in new zealand (at his sexshop), this section probably isnt suitable for kids (but make them listen anyway - itll be one more kid that pete has messed up)-CONFESSIONS OF A SATURDAY NIGHT: a story written by several authors for stu's 21st. its about sunshine, lollypops, rainbows and unicorns. plus a normal voicemail message left by luke and stu for pete.- maybe because james isn't here, the show wraps up quite early, before our quality control falls through.- plus music from lemon jelly, kevin federline, fergie, and

- dane returns for another foray into radio, for once hes sober. yes he returned from exile after his karaoke extravaGANZA. trish is here too but stu dumps her during one of the songs then she leaves and everyone tries to cover it up, like she had some reason to leave (besides going to dumpsville). yeah bitch got jacked.- we talk about some fugly bogan kid in bathurst and jennifer hawkins.- new segment this week: confessions of a saturday night (with stu this week)- a page from the diary of pete cassey, porn shop attendant- new segment: HORRORscopes, an insight from the stars- what grinds my gears: lots of stuff including parking spots, gay emails from mick, underage girls being sexual, and stupid people in general.- boothie finds more reasons to say 'bitch got jacked'- new segment: 'crazy nans', not indian food, but grandparents. everyone shares.- extended shit song of the week: the torture contiues- bitch got jacked- james makes a double entred joke that dies in the arse- bitch got jackedhttp://www.archive.