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Krystyna reflects on her long-term relationship with boyfriend, Stephen, after celebrating their sixth anniversary. Corinne gives some advice to an aromantic teen. The girls decide how to handle a Tinder date who lies about being a paraplegic. On this week's episode, C&K interview journalist and author, CAREN LISSNER (shout-out to Corinne's Aunt Joannie for the great recommendation!), about being a nerd throughout middle school, high school, college, and, well, kind of always, telling your story, creating female characters, New Jersey, why it's important to know where your news is coming from, and, of course, PUSSY!! Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet CAREN: twitter.com/carenlissner And read her novel/watch the film CARRIE PILBY! Email us: SorryAboutL

Corinne reaches a masturbation milestone, Krystyna explains specifically what she means by "birth control makes me crazy" -- all just in a day's work here on the #GuysWeFucked podcast. Today, the gals sit down with comedian, actor, and producer AMANDA SEALES (you might know her as Tiffany on HBO's "Insecure") to talk about how long it's been since she last had sex, dating a rapper, having ass on the low, auditioning and dating in LA as a Black woman who knows what she wants, and industry bullshit. PLUS: WHY Corinne & Krystyna have sworn off dating musicians, the IMDB 'F' rating, and your new Netflix homework assignment. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet AMANDA: twitter.com/amandaseales Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twi

Corinne's one year deep in that relationship flow while Krystyna is just experiencing a heavy one. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with porn star ASA AKIRA to discuss why she never thought she'd do anal scenes, her love of gay porn, sleeping in a different bed from her hubby, why she fucks on camera, her career path in the adult industry, and how to train your asshole (not to be confused with "How to Train Your Dragon" which is a children's film, you pervs). PLUS: YOUR SISTER MARRIED AN OLD GUY & YOUR POLY RELATIONSHIP AIN'T POLY Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet ASA: twitter.com/AsaAkira Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitt

Your parents think you're a whore. You lost your best friend to crimes committed by someone who should've still been in prison. Life can be a real pile o' shit. BUT, fear not, this week the ladies of Sorry About Last Night sit down with fellow comedians JENA FRIEDMAN & LEAH BONNEMA to talk all things politics & pussy -- including reproductive rights, Russia, and voting in elections other than that one that happens every four years. PLUS: THE CONSENT EPISODE OF GIRLS & HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet JENA FRIEDMAN: twitter.com/jenafriedman Tweet LEAH BONNEMA: twitter.com/leahbonnema Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch

CORINNE & KRYSTYNA WROTE A FUCKING BOOK ENTITLED FUCKED, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?? Pre-order it today to get a shout-out on the podcast & so that they like you the best (oh, and it's cheaper if you do it now and stuff): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Krystyna has lived in the same apartment with the same Super for almost a decade, but what's his life across the hallway really like? On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with ex correctional officer, TONY, to discuss working at Rikers, that time he accidentally ended up in a brothel, going on little, innocent, non-sexual dates (LOL) when you're married, getting locked into a relationship with a pregnancy, male daddy issues, and why ya still gotta fuck even if your wife's mom is dying. PLUS: What to do when your girlfriend finds your gay porn. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk "How

After Corinne recounts her first Valentine's Day with boyfriend, James, she and Krystyna sit down with radio/TV personality and author CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD. Char Char tells the gals about how he wooed his wife, how he plans on raising his two young daughters, dick envy, Black privilege, necessary cheating, and strippers smoking blunts with their pussies. Plus, a fun rape role-playing scenario -- you know, for the kids. PRETTY PLZ VOTE 4 US 4 A SHORTY AWARD: http://shortyawards.com/9th/sryaboutlastnyt WANNA GIVE KRYSTYNA A GREAT BIRTHDAY GIFT?? If you are in a position to donate money, please, please, PRETTYmotherfuckinPLEASE donate to the GoFundMe page Krystyna set up for her family friend who is facing astronomically high medical bills upon getting diagnosed with Leukemia. LINK: http://tinyurl.com/gnsb9o8 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD: twitter.com/CThaGod Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the lad

Corinne & Krystyna are back from London and boy did they have a delightful time! Join the gals as they swoop back into American culture with this week's guest -- writer, pop culture commentator, and co-host of The Read podcast, CRISSLE! After bonding with Krystyna over Beyoncé, Crissle talks learning Sex Ed from a Christian pamphlet, dating in Oklahoma, how it was to go from fucking vaginas to fucking penises, the logic behind being a cold-hearted bitch, white feminism, and how white women can be better allies to black women. PLUS: Our annual reminder to not be a sad sack of shit on Valentine's Day Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On this week's episode of GWF, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian, writer, and Blacktress NAOMI EKPERIGIN to talk about a romantic life sans swiping, a want to feel dainty, how she met her Jew Boo, and that time she moved to Australia to be revered as a queen, NBD. PLUS: HOW TO GET BIRTH CONTROL STUFF IN TRUMP'S BAD-FOR-YOUR-PUSSY AMERICA! Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET NAOMI EKPERIGIN: twitter.com/Blacktress Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk "How Much?": youtu.be/M2-K7VkXGXE COME SEE US LIVE: ALL GWF EXPERIENCE TOUR DATES CAN BE FOUND HERE: www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours/ FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 17TH @ 7:30pm GLAMOURPUSS - Krysty

On a very special episode of GWF, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with KRYSTYNA'S MOM! Mrs. Hutchinson guides us through a vocal memoir that is part comedy, part drama, and all genuine with the heart and wisdom only a mother can have. We know her story will move you, her openness about depression may help you, and her laundry list of ailments will make you go, "Wow, I didn't even know you could have all those things at once!" Enjoy Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yeah, ok America, today is not gonna be the best day, but thank god it's also #GuysWeFucked day! On today's ep, co-hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedy personality/podcaster/DJ/@notes2myselfie creator JILLY HENDRIX to chat about her first time (the lawn), sluts v. prudes, being a female DJ, living a more Jewish life, The Notebook, body image, models, and havin' big 'ole boobies! PLUS: ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK BUT WORSE AND IN REAL LIFE NOT ON NETFLIX. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET JILLY HENDRIX: twitter.com/jillyhendrix Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk "How Much?": youtu.be/M2-K7VkXGXE COME SEE US LIVE: ALL GWF EX

After Corinne describes a visit from a ghost of dating past, the girls sit down with 68-year-old author, performer, advocate, and gender outlaw KATE BORNSTEIN to talk about what it was like to get gender confirmation surgery in the 80s, how you turn a penis into a vagina, sex for a trans person, advice for young people going through similar struggles, 101 alternatives to suicide, and a whole bunch of other stuff just for the fun of it. Really, anything that's not mean. PLUS: Orange Is The New Black isn't even as close to as bad as it gets. SPECIAL THANKS TO THOMAS WHITFIELD FOR RECOMMENDING KATE Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, #FUCKERS! Krystyna found some zen, Corinne found a sport she's actually good at, and, if you're a female comedian, you'll find out open mics feature a lot of men making rape jokes. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, comedian/producer/writer CALISE HAWKINS sits down with the gals of Sorry About Last Night to overshare -- her specialty! From her days as a Pound Puppy toting bully's dream to her transformation into an attractive mom ready to learn from millennials and forget her ex ever existed, Calise is constantly playing with identity. PLUS: TIPS FOR FUTURE CAM GIRLS & SUGAR BABIES FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN CAM GIRLS OR SUGAR BABIES! SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET CALISE HAWKINS: twitter.com/CaliseHawkins Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitt

A serious plea from Krystyna. A letter from a woman who would've been a house slave. This episode is a funny sandwich on some heavy bread. Today, Corinne & Krystyna welcome comedian and podcaster, MARA MAREK. Mara's probably done a lot more than you. She's probably been married more than you, she's probably been divorced more than you, she's probably done more drugs than you, drank more alcohol than you, and also had a lot more fun than you. Oh, btw, we also talk about that time she was forced into sex trafficking. Ya know, just in passing. SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET MARA MAREK: twitter.com/MARAMAREK Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instag

You're either a woman or a man, right? Well, no. On this week's episode, Corinne & Krystyna finally sit down and talk with a person who identifies as non-binary. Their name is SAM ESCOBAR, they're a Senior Editor at Bustle, and they're pretty fucking cool. From the pronouns to the Internet comments to the dating to the fact that non-binary is NOT trans, the three sluts cover it all. Yes, non-binary folks can be sluts, too (some even have it tattooed to their body). PLUS: NO MATTER YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS WITH 'EM, CALL YOUR FUCKING PARENTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS! SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET SAM ESCOBAR: twitter.com/myhairisblue Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHut

THREE. FUCKING. YEARS. Who the fuck could have predicted this fucking shit? THANK YOU! On today's super special anniversary episode of #GuysWeFucked, Krystyna is bringing sexy back (byebyebye, birth control & very sorry for those two Justin Timberlake references right in a row) and Corinne is physically allergic to intimacy! AND THEN, we bring back one of the show's most popular guests of all-time, MIKE BROWN, to fill us in on the end of the saga that is his relationship with ex-bae, Corinne. Mike talks to the gals about therapy (he's finally going, women of NYC -- REJOICE!), how his parents' divorce set the stage for a lot of abandonment issues, his black woman intervention, and a lot of shout-outs. Like, more than was probably necessary, Mike. SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET MIKE BROWN: twitter

Have you ever gotten high before taking an airplane? Nah, we mean like reeeeeeally, really high. Like the kind of high where the stewardess has to say something. Krystyna did that. And today, she tells the tale. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview comedian RICH VOS about his old dick (it still works, you animals), the best room in which to fuck one's wife, cum that drips instead of squirts, and raising daughters. Obviously. Logical progression of a highbrow conversation. PLUS: IT'S OKAY TO NOT BE FUCKED UP. EVEN IF YOU WERE MOLESTED. SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET RICH VOS: twitter.com/RichVos Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHu

Drunk in a hotel room in Cleveland, Ohio, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna bring you the most magical ad-reads of all-time (like, seriously, they should win some sort of award) followed by a balls-to-the-wall live episode of #GUYSWEFUCKED where the guest is...#fuckers just like you! Hang tight as C&K bring to the stage listeners to talk about their hesitance to do anal, awful sexting (YO YO MARIO!!), and why jaws and dicks sometimes don't get along. This was one of the most fun episodes to record and it gets totally out-of-control many times. Hope you had an OK Thanksgiving. If not, you always have Guys We Fucked... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's guest, fierce-as-fuck feminist comedian MOLLY AUSTIN, teaches co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson that Atlanta International Airport is the largest sex trafficking hub in the USA, explains how being on bedrest forces you to face yourself in a way you probably haven't before, why there are better things to be than pretty, why D.A.R.E. worked her last nerve, and explains how she accidentally blew meth that ONE time. PLUS: Thoughts on thoughts on Hillary Clinton. SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Tweet MOLLY AUSTIN at twitter.com/MollyoAustin Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryabou

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