Postgame Of Thrones

Get excited folks: this episode introduces a plotline that both of your hosts have forgotten even existed! We're talking about S04E04, "Oathkeeper." Not as good as Widow's Wail, but we'll take it. Other important discussions include the season 6 rewrite of the long anticipated Tower of Joy scene,the best coughing fit to ever be recorded on a podcast, and Brooks' evil Wawa doppelganger. Spring break 2016!

As predicted, we were wrong about the good season. Today your favorite boys are talking about S04E03, "Breaker of Chains". Though it did give us one of the worst scenes in the show that never happened, we got that sweet collage of Dany faces. Oh, and Olly is there. But there's a big 'ol swinging donger, so it's not too bad. Life is all about balance. Categorically.

Another beautiful wedding in Westeros. Thanks for the berries. This week your special boys are talking about S04E02, "The Lion and the Rose". Other than mostly praising our boy Georgie R, we also get into the nitty gritty about warging into several swords and still don't know how to pronounce Sigur Rós. How many men have you played basketball with?

We're finally at the good one. Your special boys are well rested and fully ready to take on season 4, starting with S04E01, "Two Swords". What's the most memorable wildling line of all time? Who is this new Daario? Are there any good Air Bud movies? All the answers you seek lie within this hour of terrible audio.

Get ready for a weird one. This week your favorite boys needed a bit of a break from the standard GoT treadmill, so we got up on the "everything else elliptical" and shot it into space. Only 2 minutes of Game of Thrones discussion this ep, and it's just about pictures we've seen from next season Enjoy?

Sorry for telling you this would be a good season of the show! Today your favorite boys are talking about S03E10, "Mhysa". The ending was great and everyone loved it because there was no colonialist/racist stuff going on and Sansa had some great character development. Please save us Oberyn.

Your favorite goof boys are dressed in their best level 1 caps to talk about S0309, "The Rains of Castamere." It's the episode you know! With the thing! Come for the salad bowl filled with salt, stay for the Dragonball Z battles for Hodor's soul. Try your best to keep Ned away from that weirwood. We all know what he's going to do.

No blizzard is stopping us! Half of us, I guess. Even though we wish it would. This week the PGoT Twins discuss S03E08, "Second Sons." Spoilers, we didn't really like it! And we don't even have anything to look forward to with episode 9 next week. Time to create some movie magic.

Your favorite sorry boys are back! After 1000 years, Postgame of Thrones rolls on to talk about S03E07, "The Bear and the Maiden Fair," or, "The Time Brooks and Eddy Couldn't Stop Talking About The Revenant and Weiners". Pop on a pair of headphones and take this one in while looking at your dad's house. It's natural!

The PGoT pals (ft. Producer Kim) are here to celebrate the holidays by destroying S03E05 "Kissed By Fire", which was actually a decent episode! This is totally a gross one, so don't listen by the fireplace with your family. Unless they're into screaming into buttholes, in which case you can blast this over your sound system. Geodude, I choose you!

The Pod that was Promised is finally here. Prophecies are always a bit foggy anyway. Today your two favorite rudos try to remember S03E04, "And Now His Watch Is Ended". Spoilers, Tywin absolutely destroys a family member and Theon hates his life. Some things never change. Except the Payne family crest. That should probably change. See you (sometime) soon for the holiday special!

As always, thanks to our faithful viewers for coming up with episode titles for us. This week the PGoT twins talk about S03E03, "Walk of Punishment". There's one sick boy so we crammed all your favorite goofs in as fast as we could! This includes my favorite bit, "keyboard sounds and no talking at all". Come for the wolf cookies, stay for the dirtbike tricks.

Your PGoT pals are back with bellies full of sloppy beef and heads full of bad new goofs. This week we take on S03E02, "Dark Wings, Dark Words." Though our show has no content, this episode was full of it! Sorry for the 20 minutes of crossbow sex. Hey, if it's good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me.

We may be into season 3, but season 1 CGI has never been stronger. Today the PGoT boys are talking about S3E1, "Valar Dohaeris". If you're into walking through poopie mud, potato onion men, and vampire lords, this is the show for you. If you're looking for comedy, you might want to try your chances somewhere else.(Season 3 intro theme from https://youtu.be/rM8GbQQNH2o)

Who do we hate? Dany! Robb! Dagmer Cleftjaw! Basically anyone who isn't Jason Momoa or the Taco Queen. It's the end of a barely memorable season with S2E10, "Valar Morghulis". Why didn't the Tyrells get more glory for helping? Why is this the worst Stannis scene of all time? Who is Rickon? Maybe we'll find out in the next couple of seasons (aka the good ones!) Slap on those headphones for a listen, and keep that evil finger away from me.

New demonic focus testing technologies have helped us confirmed this is a real knee-slapper of an episode! Today we talk about, you know, war. It's S2E9, "Blackwater", and Davos being blasted away is the best thing to ever happen. We also discuss GRRM fitting the entirety of his character development in one episode and where Bronn's nose goes, but mostly we wonder how many horses Tywin can ride at once. Luckily you'll simply have to listen to this episode, so snakes won't manifest in your house after answering the worst question of all time.

We hit the big 2-0! This week's PGoT is a Halloween tour-de-force, talking all things spooky such as sex with boots on, psychic mermaids and New Jersey's Mischief Night. Oh, also S2E8, "The Prince of Winterfell." Let's be honest, everyone is just phoning it in from here until Blackwater. Don't get your pumpkins smashed!

Ah, the Thirteen of Quarth...Stinky Pete...Lollipop...Kyle Gass...so much lore. This week we'll be talking about S2E7, "A Man Without Honor." They do the thing when they say the title in this one! Highlights include in depth walnut discussion and the annual roast of Dagmer Cleftjaw, but we're really just in it to talk about Jon's stones. May the Croner watch over you.

Turns out, it's pretty comfy north of the wall. Ygritte Expert/Producer Kim joins the Brotherhood Without Manners this week to talk about S2E6, "The Old Gods and the New". Dany yells the thing! Jon does parkour! Theon fucks up! Put your bad dreams aside and take a listen to this audio wonder.

Static. Disconnects. Volume. All of these issues but the Postgame of Thrones boys can't be stopped! This week we (attempt) to talk about S2S5, "The Ghost of Harrenhal". We mostly talk about what a Mary Sue Jaquen H'ghar is while still loving him, more of Tywin Lannister's Powerful Eyes and butcher Xaro Xhoan Daxos' name. Come for the Warg of the Week, stay for the connection issues.(Sorry for last week! About 2 minutes were cut off the start of the episode, but just like Johnathan Cena, we will never give up.)