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After two lackluster episodes, season seven comes roaring to life! In fact, the appearance of an Amish girl with dolls of the PLLs is only like the fourth most interesting part of the episode!

What were the three highlights of this episode of Pretty Little Liars? Glad you asked. They were: 1. Hanna's boobs, 2. Ali's wet neck and 3. infant mortality.

PLL is back! And the liars have 24 hours to save Hanna! We see that some of the girls spend their time tending to their sexual desires as opposed to trying to rescue their friend but whatever. Does the premiere improve upon the lackluster end to last season? Listen and find out! Be a pal and subscribe and leave us a good review on iTunes!

How bad is the teaser poster for season seven? Well, we saw it while at work and fled to an empty office to immediately discuss it and we thought we'd record it, too, so you all can join in the discussion. If you haven't seen this monstrosity yet, head over to our twitter @PrettyLittlePod and check it out.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's Daredevil is criminally underrated. And we're gonna prove it! If you like The Cinematic Defenders Podcast be sure to subscribe in iTunes!

There's a kind of hush all over the world tonight...

You guys, things went wrong trying to get this episode to you. So many things.

This week's episode of Pretty Little Liars was definitely a step up from the last three, but was it enough to break this PLL slump? You'll have to listen to find out!

Hello Pretty Little Podcasters Listeners! Ben here! I just wanted to introduce you to my new podcast called The Cinematic Defenders! On it, I (along with different special guests each episode) come to the defense of movies that have a bad wrap. We come at these movies with fresh eyes and optimistic hearts! On the premiere episode we are watching Man of Steel and I am overjoyed to have the wonderful Mike Schmidt and our very own Marissa (who was a Superman movie virgin before this podcast) as my premiere guests!  I really hope you guys enjoy it and if you do, I would be overjoyed if you subscribed! You can find the show on iTunes. You can also subscribe directly via the RSS feed at http://cinematicdefenders.libsyn.com/rss.

It is a fantastical crossover event with Sue Funke and Chelsea White of CAbernet And A! It is the perfect episode to have Chelsea and Sue here, too, since this was yet another filler episode that was lined wall to wall with boring white dudes from muppet-voiced Liam to Melba Toast Rollins (to quote Chelsea). So, we might go off the rails a time or two but that's how you like it anyway, don't lie.

So little happens in this episode we resort to #FunHerpesFacts again. Wish we were kidding. We were just inundated with super boring white guys like Liam and Dr. Rollins that are so clearly just placeholders we don't need to care about which is great because we definitely don't. At least we get some Mona and some Tanner to breath life into this episode! Also, don't forget to visit the PrettyLittlePod shop to help support the show!

Fair warning, Melissa & Ben were super punchy during this episode. It has been a really long week, you guys. But, luckily, not much happened in this episode so it's cool. M & B do, however, spend an inordinate amount of time convincing themselves that Sara Harvey (aka Sharvey) does indeed think she is in actuality a robot. Be sure to stop by the PrettyLittlePod Shoppe for cool PLP merch!

We're still all fully on board with Spaleb, right? Seeing Toby only cements that, doesn't it? Even though we LOVE his new girlfriend! I mean, she's a person of color so she is not long for this world if she stays in Rosewood but we still love her. We talk about all that and how all the white dudes in Rosewood all play golf, apparently. Be sure to check out the Pretty Little Pod Shoppe! It is a great way to help the show and get some great merch in return!

Angry Ezra is our favorite Ezra but we still definitely don't want to read a book written by Ezria.  Emily is bad at keeping her secret and Hanna and Lucas are terrible liars. It may not sound like it, but this was a pretty great episode! Be sure to visit our PrettyLittlePod shop on Redbubble! Or do feel free to donate to help us keep up with podcast hosting fees and Marissa's spiraling pill habit.

Spaleb? Cancer? Handan? Janna? So many new ship possibilities yet still so much reminding us of the past. Why are all the girls dealing in secrets again? Well, except for Spencer who is telling anyone that will listen about a paper she wrote in college. As if every episode of Murder, She Wrote doesn't tell the same story, Spence.

After the longest hiatus in recorded history, PLL is back! And for this special 5 Years Forward premiere episode we are simply over the moon to have Molly McAleer join us in the dollhouse (what if we called our "podcast studio" the dollhouse? I think we will)! Who has grown the most? Whose fashion is the best? Who is the new murderer in town? Will Emily ever get a storyline we care about? So many questions!!

We are beyond elated to have Chelsea White and Sue Funke back on the show! You know them as the hosts of the fabulous CAbernet And A podcast! They join us to break down Scream 4 which stars (for two whole minutes) PLL's own Lucy Hale! Listen, we know Halloween was last week but we aren't going to let The Man tell us when we can or cannot watch a scary movie. Got it? Plus, any excuse to discuss Scream and horror movies in general with Sue and Chelsea is fine by us.

You guys, this episode is truly, truly, truly outrageous. Ashton from Skeet Skeet: The Noah's Arc Podcast joins Ben for a super-special-in-theaters-now-podcast-crossover edition of the PLP Movie Club! Ben has been waiting since he was seven for a Jem movie. Was it worth the wait? Guess you'll have to listen to find out. It has Karate Jake wearing nothing but a towel so it's got that much working in its favor at the very least.

The PLP Movie Club is back with the perfect movie to kick off the Halloween season: John Carpenter's They Live! If anyone counts how many different ways Melissa mispronounces Rowdy Roddy Piper's name, they will get a special prize!

The first four minutes of season 6B have been released and we are busting to talk about it! That is why we could not be more thrilled to be joined by Marco Sparks and Benjamin Light of the Bros Watch PLL Too podcast! Together we dig down into the burning questions: what the hell is with that horrendous green screen? What has gone so wrong in Emily's life? Radley Sanitarium is now a hotel... called The Radley?! Seriously, what the hell is that green screen? What's your take on the sneak peak? Be sure to share it with us on Twitter @PrettyLittlePod!