My Book Of Mormon

Oh dear Heavenly Father, why is there so much repetition?? Why, Joseph Smith, why??? Drink count - 4 Read along with us at https://comparedandc.com/ Patron Bonus - Will Marie start a new podcast???

The only thing more entertaining than a rehashing of the creation story is to read genealogies.  Drink count - 6   Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast Read D. Todd Christofferon's entire talk about faith at LDS.org Read along with us at CompareDandC.com

Faith is the foundation of all things, obviously. Without faith, literally nothing else exists!!! Pay no attention to the obvious flaws in these statements. *waves hands in a distracting fashion*   Drink count - 2   Read along with us a CompareDandC.com Listen to Marie and Colleen at Mormon Happy Hour  

President Gordon B Hinckley presented this gem during part of a speech given on September 23, 1995.    Drink whenever you can't handle these words anymore.

Church leadership was powerless - POWERLESS - to change their extremely racist policy. After a bunch of petitioning, god changed his mind about black people. Drink count - 6 Read along with us on LDS.org   Patreon Bonus - The Interfaith Chapel

Wilford Woodruff writes a memo to the Saints, which then has to be followed up with a few "No, seriously, we mean it!" lectures. Refrain from polygamy because OMG, what if the government takes all our stuff???    Drink count - around 5   Read along with us at Official Declaration 1

Pres. Joseph F. Smith has a dream in 1918 and behold (drink!) it did bring unto him a revelation from God. Or it's D&C fanfic from an old guy nearing the end of his days. You be the judge. Drink count - 2 Read along with us at CompareDandC.com   Patron Bonus - Protect LDS Children/McKenna Denson

Throwback to before the Kirtland Temple Dedication! Joseph lets you know that you definitely need this temple because ordinances, and do those ordinances so your ancestors have the chance to get into heaven.  Head over to the Twitters to vote on where we take the show next!   Patron Bonus - How *you* doin'?

It's winter in Omaha Nation/future Iowa and Brigham Young has a plan. Gather your things and prepare to head to Mexico/future Utah. There may be room for some of your possessions, there won't be much room for food.  Drink count - 2 Read along with us at CompareDandC.com   Many thanks to supporters of this show for Marie's new sound setup! Bonus Episode - Studio Hallway Closet is no more

Joseph and Hyrum Smith are deceased, and we all need a solid emotional outburst in response. Grab your pint of ice cream and your favorite spoon, it's time to eat/talk our feelings.   Support the show at Patreon.com/MyBookofMormonPodcast   Read along with us at CompareDandC.com

Sunstone Symposium 2018 has graciously given us permission to broadcast our presentation at this year's conference. If you'd like to listen to other presentations, they are available for purchase at https://www.sunstonemagazine.com/purchase-audio/.    Bonus episode - Behind the Scenes of the Presentation

In which two years worth of readings culminate in Marie finally learning how Joseph Smith dies.   Find Mormon Happy Hour and Colleen Dietz at AngelsOnFire.org, or search for Mormon Happy Hour wherever podcasts are found   Patron Bonus Episode - Live Show, Behind The Scenes!!!

Miracle of Forgiveness - The Sin Next to Murder Spencer W. Kimball continues to tear us down as the horrible humans we are, with special attention to the divorced harlots of the world. 

Live show, July 27, 2018! 8pm, Squatter’s on 147 Broadway in SLC The Miracle of Forgiveness was written by Spencer W. Kimball and has been removed from the approved reading list for missionaries. We're reading chapter 5, The Sin Next To Murder.

Live show, July 27, 2018 8pm, Squatter's on 147 Broadway in SLC   The Miracle of Forgiveness was written by Spencer W. Kimball and has been removed from the approved reading list for missionaries. 

William Law and friends continue to call upon Joseph Smith to stop leading the saints astray and return to monogamy and a monotheistic religion. Joseph responds by seizing their printing press and burning it, and all found copies of the Nauvoo Expositor, to the ground.    Live Show on Friday, July 27, 8pm at Squatter's in downtown SLC Marie and Bryce's presentation at Sunstone is on Saturday, July 28 at 10:15am   Patron Bonus - Porter Rockwell The Nauvoo Expositor

William Law and friends published the first and only edition of The Nauvoo Expositor on June 7, 1844. This was the newspaper published by dissident Mormons which was declared a "public nuisance" by the Nauvoo City Council on June 8, 1844. By authority of the Council's order the Expositor press was destroyed that same day and the newspaper was immediately shut down. It never resumed publication.   Drink Count - As needed   Patron Bonus: Raw emotions after a witnessed car crash The Nauvoo Expositor

Throwback to July 2017 when Marie accidentally invited missionaries to her house.

Today’s political statement/revelation lets us know the church believes you should follow secular law… kind of? It definitely is a pro-slavery church because that’s what this revelation plainly says. Once more for the people in the back, THE CHURCH CONDONES SLAVERY. Drink count – 0 Patron Bonus: Marie and Bryce catch up from vacation How to Vote In Every State – YouTube Ear Hustle brings you the stories of life inside prison, shared and produced by those living it Opening Arguments breaks down the Colorado baker case Joseph Bishop is accused of sexual assault during his time running the MTC 

This was originally the appendix/closing of the Book of Commandments. Since the BoC was never fully published, it was included as part of the revelations instead of a separate appendix. It's the return of Pangea at the end of days, with a brief visit to Canada first. Eternity is singing to god. That god is having a big ol' tantrum because his creations aren't paying him enough attention, so watch out or he'll send you to outer darkness.   Drink Count - 19   The Links Patron Bonus - Marie vs the Texas accent CompareDandC.com