9to5 Entertainment System (9es)

Here is a rare, indeed I think it's the first, episode that has only Sophie, Jon and myself in it. So rare we don't even have an episode image for it! So I just put a big "X" over Scott's face. Take that Scott! Bwa ha ha! What better way to celebrate Valentine's day then to sit down with your loved one and listen to us? Or to sit down by yourself and listen to us? There is no better way. 9to5 approved. Enjoy the show everyone. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 29: Corran Horn, Rural Juror appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

You know, with a title like that, you’d probably think we talk a lot about The Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit and you know, we do talk about those things. However, we talk a lot more about wrestling. We[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 28: Bravest Little Hobbit of Them All appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

For the first 9ES of the year we talk about butter running out in Russia. I'm not going to Google that, you can fact check our own nonsense. Something that is definitely real (but I'm not going to link to it either) are cognac pipes. Look those up too. We also talk a whole heck of a lot about dicks in movies, starting with Django Unchained and then taking a magical journey through the history of dongs in cinema. We also then talk a lot about what passes for metal at the Grammy's. Another classic episode from the 9to5 crew. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 27: Is That by Evanescence? appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Here it is, the podcast you've been waiting for! The podcast where we talk about all the stuff that we loved in 2012, specifically, stuff that came out in 2012. It's the first podcast of 2013 and we're already getting nostalgic for last year, we are so retro. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 26: 2012 Year in Review appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

You might notice that during the intro we say that it's December 27th, but then in the beginning of the podcast I say this episode is coming out today (the 20th) but by the end I am apparently drunk enough to think that it's coming out on the 27th and so. That's because I'm an idiot. I've recorded 3 podcasts in 2 days that spread out over 3 weeks, cut me some slack public. Cut me some slack. This is the last regularly scheduled 9to5 Entertainment System of 2012 guys, you should spread your love all over it. It will keep you warm in the dark of night as the Santaman in the sky peers into your soul and prepares to devour your children. Or something. Also, Scott sounds sleepy in that intro. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 25: He Hate Me appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Sophie rejoins the boys in the latest episode of 9ES and we all talk about sports. Sophie's knowledge of sports will shock and astound you. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 24: The One Where Sophie Talks About Sports appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

In another exciting episode of 9ES we record the entire podcast nude. Seriously. We don't mention it in the episode, but you can definitely hear it in our voice. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 23: I’m In My Element! appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

You know what's sad? This was actually the least offensive of the two titles I had in mind. Join the boys (no girls allowed this episode!) as they talk about geek news, movies, music and video games. What-what? The post 9to5 Entertainment System 22: Tiny and Full of Asians appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Wait, hear me out. It’s not a t-shirt that supports the Holocaust but rather a t-shirt that raises awareness of the Holocaust. I feel like this is a terrible sentence to start out this podcast blurb. Now you’re gonna go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9to5 Entertainment System 21: Holocaust T-Shirt appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Man, I am completely unsure about what should and shouldn't be capitalized in that title. I think I got it right, but I can't be sure. Anyhow it's Thursday, which means new podcast day (it does not mean it's Fine Arts Friday... Sophie)! It's another swanky episode of 9ES! I don't know what Scott shouts out in the intro, but it certainly sounds a lot like he yells "ICP Clan Forever!" This leads me to believe that his Counterstrike Clan is made up of juggalos. The post 9ES 20: The Alien is Not in the Breakfast Club appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

What do we talk about in this episode? I’m not even gonna tell you. Not because I’m a jerk (even though I am but that’s not the reason this time), but because we do it in the episode! In a new little thing we’re trying out we give you a quick rundown of what the episode is going to be about. Let us know if you dig it. Who am I kidding? You never let us know anything. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 19: It’s a Way Worse Incest appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

It's been a few weeks since Fantasia rolled out of town, however, we needed that time to let all of raw awesomeness that we bore witness to sink in. To distill. To become a part of us. Now that that process is over and we are forever changed, we are ready to announce the winners of the first ever 9to5sies. The post First Annual 9to5sies – Fantasia 2012 appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

It's Thursday! Join Keith, Jon and Scott as they discuss Scott's hatred of puppeteers, the Dark Knight Rises and what's wrong with it (finally!), Daredevil Yellow and some bands that Scott doesn't really recommend. He's listening to stuff so you don't. Also I think we talk a little about Jedi training. We cool that way. The post 9to5 Entertainment System 16: On the Whole, It’s Fantastic appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

In our final regularly scheduled episode we tackle the New Kids films. New Kids Turbo and New Kids Nitro. I really don't know what else to say here. You should probably just listen to the episode. The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia: Episode 15 – New Kids Turbo and New Kids Nitro appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

In what is almost our last episode of this podcast series we take a look at the Texas Chainsaw Massacre "spiritual sequel" Boneboys, Vice Films collection of vignettes The Fourth Dimension and the Chilean exploitation flick Hidden in the Woods (soon to be remade no less!) The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia: Episode 14 – Boneboys, The Fourth Dimension and Hidden in the Woods appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

We're in the home stretch gang, only 5 more days left before Fantasia wraps up, on Thursday we checked out two films, Replicas and Ace Attorney. Two very different movies (one about home invasion and the other about court room insanity). What did we think? Well, listen up cuz we'll tell you! Listen to our thoughts in your ear holes! The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia: Episode 13 – Replicas and Ace Attorney appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Only one movie this time around, we heard such good things about The Tall Man on opening night that when I saw it had a second screening I just had to make the time to see it. Did it deliver? Well, listen to the episode and find out what we think about it. The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia: Episode 12 – The Tall Man appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Let's see what we have here today, I sat down and watched A Fantastic Fear of Everything first, then we had dinner. We both headed back over to Concordia to watch the completely sold out (we barely got in) screening of Killer Joe. How were they? Listen and find out. The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia: Episode 11 – A Fantastic Fear of Everything and Killer Joe appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

Welcome to Goa, Singham. A Bollywood action/adventure/comedy/love story/drama/musical. Sounds about right. The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia: Episode 10 – Singham appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

What's in store for you in this episode? Oh I don't know, how does FOUR films sound to you? Sound good. Yeah it does, as always, spoiler free in the beginning. Walter grabs a microphone again and he, Jon and I talk about Under the Bed, Rollertown, Beast and Human Race. Hells yeah we do. The post 9to5 Goes to Fantasia: Episode 9 – Under the Bed, Roller Town, Beast and The Human Race appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).