9to5 Entertainment System (9es)

    Swan didn’t rape anyone.  You’d think I’d have remembered that after watching it 3 times and reading the book.     Listen here now! The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES176: His Name Was Swan appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

This podcast was recorded a day later than usual because Scott and I needed to recover from the weekend. Jon needed a full week of recovery so he’s not even here. He did edit the podcast though so that’s pretty[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES 175: Brought to You By The Letter B appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

    The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running Chupacabra” used under a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES174: 2018 In Review appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

      The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running Chupacabra” used under[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES173: Just One Take, Can You Believe It? appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

      Wherein is explained the nature of the simulation.       The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES172: Praying The Post Ecocide Apocalypse Needs Buffoonery appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

            The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES171: Giggling About Junk Since 1978 appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

  Boy I get so excited talking about Dune I forget what I wanted to say and run over my own ideas. It’s rare that an art enters your life at a critical period, is in fact widely regarded as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES170: Courting Disaster With The BCLTA appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

  The question, Scott, is which one of us made it out?             The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES169: Froot Broot appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

  The really awful part is that I don’t think any of them were phoning it in, either.  They were trying.  Many, many people worked really, really hard on this thing, and it was just a nightmare. Dark Shadows [2012][…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES168: Thankfully We’ve No Conversational Road Rage appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

  As long as he kills the half who pee on unwilling people and not by making another movie. Think about what a nice trade that would be.  The end of Infinity War would forever remain a mystery, unless you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES167: Thanos Can Fix Hollywood appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

  This one makes me think of Justice for some reason.  Maybe with a hint of Battlestar Galactaca.  Like a French new wave synth sci fi epic.  The original one, though.  Where the future looks an awful lot like the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES166: Hockey Season Already Then appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

    You work from home long enough you have to start amusing yourself in novel ways.  I watch the squirrels who hang out in my backyard.  There was this one squirrel, he’d hang out in the Y of a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES165: Literally Just Strings Of Letters And Numbers appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

    Well this one is late so I won’t digress here.  Turns out someone actually read one of these!     The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES164: Finding The Light In The Dark appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

    I rewatched The Raid.  Haha that baby-faced dude kicks the hell out of so many guys.  There’s a certain amount of theatricality that is easy to appreciate in a foreign film.  I think the medium is unique in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES163: Summer Festival Recap appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

    Does Stan Rogers have that much of a place in my heart?  You’re goddamned right he does.  This one time, at vampire (ellipsis), I’m pretty sure I sang the whole thing to try to make fun of someone[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES162: Pure Realization appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

I mean it, look up the Barkley Marathon. Honestly. The 9to5 (dot cc) ultramarathon will become the most intense, grueling 100+ mile marathon of all time. Instead of a starter pistol the race will start when Scott fails to say[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES 161: We Should Start An Ultramarathon appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

      E3 passed and I didn’t give a shit.  You might think that makes me less of a gamer, but almost certainly my Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup skills will demolish yours.  Gaming, even specifically computer gaming, is a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES160: The Crest Of A Wave appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

    I was watching a little docuseries on Joseph Campbell about his Hero With A Thousand Faces.  If you’re not familiar with him he was a comparative mythology/comparative religious scholar, who wrote pretty important works about heroes and the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES159: This Time Tomorrow We Can ALL Be Golden Knights appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

    Nothing to add.       The bed music during our advertising is an old loop by Dan of Steel! The bed music while we explain what the episode is about is Son of a Bit “Chased by a Running Chupacabra”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES158: Giving Birdemic A Run For Its Money appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).

    Here we are again advertising Disney products. I’m kind of fascinated by the tension between lowbrow and highbrow entertainment.  Like… opera, highbrow, mma, lowbrow.  Why?  In parts of the world, at times, mma would have been far and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry... The post 9ES157: How Many Of Them Are Just Like, Rote? appeared first on 9to5 (dot cc).