Centrist Madness

In a time of national crisis, Centrist Madness returns to soothe the soul of a nation in peril.

Austin suffers under a boil water notice and we come together like London during the Blitz. Golf-thusiast Theordor Fogel joins us for moral support.

Matt lost his passport inside his apartment that looks like a garage sale. Just piles of VHS tapes and comics. A real shitshow in there. Also we interview this cool guy who does vaping reaction videos

Andrea Diprè joins us to discuss the three pillars of his religion: porn, cocaine, and cash.

Sam Grady gives us the inside scoop on his notorious Twitter map that is setting the world ablaze

Our EXPLOSIVE interview with Comedy's Bad Boy Tom Myers PLUS: 45 minutes of us trying to put Matt's bed together in his new apartment.

We embark on a bold new publishing platform that will knock your dick in the dirt

Are you seriously doing the thing where you're pretending that a handful of illustrative examples are supposed to be exhaustive? Subquestion: are you ready to catch a block? Because this is some pretty bad faith garbage

Funny-man Josh Androsky released Democracy Dies After Dark, a tour de force comedic performance which knocked our collective dick in the dirt. We add our fresh commentary, and post-commentary commentary for a hard hitting ep you won't want to miss!

10 years in the making, featuring our deftest stylistic and editorial innovation to date, this 3rd recorded, heretofore unreleased episode introduces audiences to The DSA Juggalo in addition to 'in field' recordings remarkable for their gritty realism. WHOOP WHOOP!

We cover results from Texas Democratic primaries briefing detouring to talk about the Shamwow guy and Matt's very similar tongue injury

Our picks for the Texas 2018 Democratic primaries

The show title becomes ironically un-ironic in this title episode covering Aziz Ansari, Oprah 2020 and other stuff.

Dril doxxed, Blake Shelton and the dangers of fascism

Professional dating coach Nathan Kole joins us for stimulating discourse covering anal sex, Lena Dunham’s dog and porn history.

Donna B, circumcision and the shocking truth about the clitoris the MSM doesn't want you to know.

Unpopular opinions, Elon Musk, and Matt's special message for Eye Peyser.

Frank talk about jacking it and fucking chimpanzees.

Rawdogging, Bella hadid, “sarging” and the second amendment