Whatevertown

[24:45] - Would You Rather “…only be able to walk everywhere but never feel fatigued, or teleport anywhere instantly but feel just as fatigued as if you had walked the same distance?” “…have the ability to teleport, or be able to create legal $5 bills by clapping?” “…be stabbed and receive £3,000, or avoid the stabbing and pay £3,000?” “…have a forehead tattoo, or split tongue?” (Thanks Tyler!) [52:11] – Recommendations Jon: Losing Earth: A Recent History by Nathaniel Rich Tim: Ori and the Blind Forest by Moon Studios Ryan: Abstract on Netflix

[13:07] – Apple Arcade Where Cards Fall Oceanhorn 2 Mini Motorways Grimstone [31:38] – The most one-sided issues in the history of polling [43:32] – Would You Rather… “…be given $200,000 dollars, BUT you can only spend $20,000 a month. Also, all of the money smells of excrement – there is no way to get rid of the smell even if it is in a bag – and you have to carry all of the money on you at all times. Or be given a really nice cologne.” (Thanks Brenton!) [52:11] – Recommendations Jon: Untitled Goose Game by House House & Panic Tim: ‘87 by The Bros Landreth Ryan: Inside Bill’s Brain on Netflix

It’s not too late to participate in the Whatevertown survey. Recommendations Jon: Close It Quietly by Frankie Cosmos Ryan: Live PD and Brad and Matty Matheson Go Noodling for Catfish Tim: Ultimate Chicken Horse

“More is more, and less is less. That’s all that I’ve learned.” Would you rather… …always be the centre of attention or never be noticed, for the rest of your life?

Recommendations Jon: Tog Pebbles by Way Yes Tim W: Aggretsuko Ryan: Yam Yam

The News E3 Roundup NBA Finals McDonald’s Fry Giveaway Women’s World Cup The Good Place is going into its final season Recommendations Jon: Lifelong Vacation by The Sloppy Boys Tim W: Overcooked 2 Ryan: Golden Hour by Kacey Musgraves

The News E3 Preview Marvel Audiocomicbooks Tesla got Cuphead to work in its in-car display Russo Bros to direct Magic: The Gathering animated show for Netflix The Recommendations Jon: Father of the Bride by Vampire Weekend Ryan: My Next Guest Needs No Introduction with David Letterman Tim: Hold Your Nerve/Work of Art by Boy & Bear Brought to you by our Patreon supporters. Thanks! Patreon backers now have access to an exclusive post-show in their Patreon feeds.

News Wife guy Noah’s Ark attraction files lawsuit over flood damage Recommendations Jon: Chernobyl, Guava Island Ryan: What’s it like over there by Cira Waves Tim: Zelda & Chill

Recommendations Jon: Roma Ryan: I Am Easy to Find by The National Tim: Twist by Dizzy

Recommendations Jon: Violet Street by The Local Natives Ryan: People by Hillsong UNITED Tim: Celeste Soundtrack

Links Sonic trailer Burger King’s #FeelYourWay campaign Lynette Giesbrecht – guest on Episode 37 – started a podcast: Version Five. Tyler Huckabee’s Marvel MCU primer Recommendations Jon: Cape Town Ryan: I Love You. It’s a Fever Dream by The Tallest Man on Earth, People by Hillsong UNITED Tim: Cuphead Evan: Doom Patrol

“Hippos kill more people than animals.” News The first image ever taken of a black hole Recommendations: Jon: Ancestral Recall by Christian Scott aTunde Adjuah Tim: Off Menu Ryan: Free Spirit by Khalid

“April the fourth be with you” News The 35-Year-Old Mystery of the Garfield Phones on a French Beach Recommendations: Jon: Komachi by Meitei Tim: James Acaster Ryan: Nate Bargatze

“That’s an interesting hill to take a stand on” Whould you rather… …forever have to be spoon fed by someone else or forever be talked to in a baby voice? Recommendations: Jon: Miss Universe by Nilüfer Yanya Tim: Cuphead Ryan: Scream Go Hero Brought to you by our Patreon supporters. Thanks! Patreon backers now have access to an exclusive post-show in their Patreon feeds.

“Godspeed to all you madness heads out there.” The News Myspace loses 12 years worth of music Google Stadia What would you do if… …you could go back in time, and talk to your past self for five minutes? …your hands and your feet suddenly changed places? …you could communicate with your pet for two minutes? Recommendations: Jon:Bankrupt By Phoenix Ryan: March Madness Tim: Nathan Plays Brought to you by our Patreon supporters. Thanks! Patreon backers now have access to an exclusive post-show in their Patreon feeds.

“You know what they say, ‘If you’re working, you’ll never have fun in your life’” The News Marvel is reportedly developing an animated What If series for Disney+ Ikea ThisAbles – 3D-Printed accessibility add-ons for furniture Would You Rather… …always wear mittens/gloves and never shoes, or always wear shoes and never mittens/gloves? (Thanks Julianna!) Recommendations: Jon: Eighth Grade Ryan: Drive to Survive on Netflix Tim: Sam Griffin Brought to you by our Patreon supporters. Thanks! Patreon backers now have access to an exclusive post-show in their Patreon feeds.

Links: Facebook’s pivot to privacy Luminary aims to be the Netflix of podcasts Would You Rather… …Have no elbows or no knees? Arms and legs are just as long as they are now, simply no ability to bend them. (Thanks Jeff!) Recommendations: Jon: When I Get Home By Solange Tim: Hope Is Made of Steel By Northcote Ryan: Everything Not Saved Will Be Lost Part 1 By Foals Brought to you by our Patreon supporters. Thanks! Patreon backers now have access to an exclusive post-show in their Patreon feeds.

“When I say something I have no clue if I’m going to be right or wrong” Links Gregg’s Reviews Would You Rather… …this one’s hard to explain…

Would You Rather… …​only wear one colour or each day or have to wear seven colours each day? -…​always be slightly cold or slightly warm? -…​have a shower that keeps you clean for seven days, or a bed that gives you a full nights rest in one hour? -…​be able to run through walls but all your clothes stay on the other side, or have to run full speed for a 50/50 chance of running through the wall, but you get to keep your clothes on. Recommendations: Jon: Cascadia by Said The Whale Ryan: MindNode Tim: Tetris 99 on Switch Brought to you by our Patreon supporters. Thanks! Patreon backers now have access to an exclusive post-show in their Patreon feeds.

“You want to know a cool thing about pies?” Links Spotify buys Gimlet Media and Anchor PARKS: The Board Game Tales From The Loop to film in Manitoba Bose Sunglasses Would You Rather… …​have a completely automated home or a self-driving car? (Thanks Brandon!) Recommendations: Jon: Russian Doll on Netflix Ryan: What We Do In the Shadows: The TV Show Tim: Hollow Knight Brought to you by our Patreon supporters. Thanks! Patreon backers now have access to an exclusive post-show in their Patreon feeds.