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Would you rather… …only be able to yell or only be able to whisper? …have a finger as your tongue, or have tongues as fingers? …fight off a dog sized cockroach, or a horse sized rat?

It’s summer, and we’re spending a lot of time at the beach, so we’ll be putting out episodes every other week.

The News #FilmStruck4 Would you rather… …win the lottery (a big lottery) or live twice as long? …give up your favourite food or wake up every day covered in peanut butter? …have your mother turn into a giant block of ice each time you hear a can open, or become the ruler of time but are only allowed to eat lemons? The Recommendations Jon: Spontaneanation Sketchfest tribute to Paul F. Tompkins Ryan: Spikeball by Leon Bridges Tim: Red By Bantug

The Bant Wheel The Jets are out of the playoffs How many holes are there in a straw? Holes in the Australasian Journal of Philosophy Shower facing Game Stop as a bank Which Star Wars characters should get a movie like Boba Fett? Places where reality seems altered Would You Rather… …pry off your thumbnail with a fork or put a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall? …all your haircuts end up looking like a loaf of bread or every piece of furniture you sit on turns into wet sponges? The Recommendations Jon: Hari Kondabolu: Warn Your Relatives on Netflix Ryan: 2018 FIFA World Cup Tim: 2018 FIFA World Cup

Riverside, Iowa The News Facebook Dating Google Assistant getting smarter [AI voices should differ from humans’] () Would you rather… …never have internet access, or be a professional clown? …be able to instantly cook any food to perfection, or change what food is entering your stomach/digestive system? …be thirsty, or have to pee? The Recommendations Jon: Jerry, maybe we should get married Ryan: Good Thing by Leon Bridges Tim: Cory Wong

Would you rather mow your lawn twice per week all summer, or shovel a two feet of snow off your driveway twice per winter? (submitted by Adam) Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or have legs as long as your fingers? (submitted anonymously) Would you rather know how you’re going to die or know when you’re going to die? (submitted anonymously) Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poop or poop flavoured chocolate? (submitted anonymously) Would you rather be sticky for the rest of your life or itchy for the rest of your life? (submitted anonymously) We’ll be back with a full episode next week.

Winkler, MB Winkler noise by-law The News Loud neighbour and missing sweater The Bant Wheel Sandwich Alignment Chart Family Roadtrips Would you rather… (With special guests, Sarah Kehler and Jaymi Brown) …drink a litre of hot sauce, or a litre of hand lotion? …get a free Whitecap V60 coffee every day but it gives you minor indigestion/gas for three hours, or have to drink a Tim Horton’s double-double every day and as you receive the coffee, you have to see “Ooo, I love me a good Timmy’s coffee!”. …win a year trip to Europe with $2000.00 a month included, or get to spend 10 minutes on the moon The Recommendations Jon: Design Canada Ryan: Vide Noire by Lord Huron Tim: The Habitat by Gimlet Media

Souris, PEI The Bant Wheel Crying during movies Time Travellers on YouTube The News The Winnipeg Jets are still in the playoffs Kendrick Lamar’s DAMN. wins a Pulitzer Prize The CEO of Patreon reaches out to Casey Neistat Would you rather… …have every movie you watch turn into Shrek, or every song you listen to turn into Smash Mouth’s All Star? …sleep in a bed made of American cheese, or walk on floors made of hamburger? …have the superpower of activating others’ funny bones, or putting eyelashes in their eyes? The Recommendations Jon: Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino Ryan: Drift Magazine Tim: Air for Free by Relient K

The News [2:35] Punkydoodle’s Corners Corner Gas is back Sports [10:07] Winnipeg Jets in the playoffs The Bant Wheel [13:07] A good social network? Would You Rather… [32:15] …always have to sleep wearing jeans, or everything you drink is at room temperature? …sweat mayonnaise, or everything you eat & drink just tastes like hot sauce? The Recommendations Tim: Whatevertown Feel Jon: Brigsby Bear Ryan: Chef’s Table: Pastry

The News [5:00] Coming soon: Caper from Keymaster Games New $20 coin captures one of Canada’s closest UFO encounters Canadian Hotel Forgives Guest 17 Years After Flock Of Seagulls Trashed His Room Free Internet Service Coming To Residents Of Morden Sports [31:26] March isn’t Mad anymore Why underdogs do better in hockey than basketball Would You Rather… [40:30] …have Cheeto dust on your fingers for a year or have to walk around with wet socks for a year? …have a toilet seat that’s a little to cold, or a little too warm? …punch a baby once, or be punched everyday by a guy called Chet? Recommendations Ryan: Before Everything and After Jon: Threedom Tim: Kim’s Convenience

The News Altona Residents Say Something Went ‘Boom’ in the Night French waiter in BC says firing for rudeness is ‘discrimination against my culture’ Nathan Fehr Interesting Times Sunday Night in Canada Nathan Plays The Recommendations Jon: The Behind The Scenes for Spike Jonze’s Apple Ad Nathan: Counterpart, Just Watch Ryan: Worth It

Haircuts and expected conversation [21:07] Atlanta is back. [24:08] What makes a pizza slice a pizza slice? (inspired by The Sporkful) [27:55] March Madness [35:44] Tipping [42:08] Would You rather… …wake up with no memory or without understanding English? …use shampoo or conditioner first? …live in a world without technology, or where technology has taken over? Recommendations Ryan: Creed Evan: New Girl, MeatEater Tim: The Last Man on Earth Jon: Today, Explained Coffee by Whitecap. Website by Collectif.

Captain Sonar [5:10] The News [12:55] Amazon is turning The Lord of the Rings into a TV show [20:15] Kobe Bryant wins an Oscar [24:25] Every Little Thing [25:55] Lego switching to sustainable plastics [27:45] Would You Rather [43:00] …Be smart or funny? …Write with a extremely dull pencil or dying pen? You’re lost in a forest. Would you rather have it be completely dark, but there’s a possibility that there’s something dangerous in the forest with you, or you have a little light and there IS something dangerous in the forest with you? Hosted by Jon Dueck. Co-hosted by Tim Wall and Ryan Kehler. Coffee by Whitecap. Website by Collectif.

School Lunches [12:00] The News [26:12] Vero Questions for Larry Abrams [30:49] Would You Rather… [51:15] …have Rambo or The Terminator as your sidekick? …speak every language fluently, or be able to speak to every animal? …be stuck on a ski lift or an elevator? Recommendations [1:10:06] Ryan: Ugly Delicious on Netflix, Cold as Balls with Kevin Hart Jon: Sick in the Head by Judd Apatow Larry: Strymon guitar pedals now at Janzen Brothers Music Co Tim: Alto’s Odyssey Follow The Color on Twitter or Instagram at @thecolortc. Watch for their new single coming soon. Follow Larry at @labramstc on Instagram.

The News Doubles Luge Winnipeg Is Good [23:00] Alto’s Odyssey [27:10] Fergie performs the U.S. National Anthem [44:56] Would You Rather… [55:34] Versus Reece’s Pieces vs Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups Reece’s Pieces vs Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups (But in ice cream) French Vanilla vs English Toffee Hosted by Ryan Kehler. Co-hosted by Tim Wall and Jon Dueck. Coffee by Whitecap. Website by Collectif.

[5:55] Valentine’s Day [14:16] The News Fez for iOS MarioKart for iOS [21:07] Space Park on Kickstarter [24:29] Intel’s Vaunt smart glasses [31:45] We played T.I.M.E Stories Would You Rather… [38:20] …have no teeth, or no tongue? [39:22] …time travel forward or backward? (but you can’t come back!) [40:11] …be the smartest person in the world, or the dumbest? The Ratings [41:55] National Treasure [43:15] Justin Timberlake’s Man of the Woods [45:02] The Recommendations Ryan: It’s Suppertime with Matty Matheson Tim: Atlanta Monster Jon: Back to the Cave by Frank Chimero from XOXO 2016, and Lisa Hanawalt’s XOXO 2015 talk Hosted by Jon Dueck. Co-hosted by Tim Wall and Ryan Kehler. Coffee by Whitecap. Website by Collectif.

The News Bahamas: Earthtones [1:55] The biggest bet payout in the Premier League [5:20] Elon Musk selling flamethrowers [12:30] Listenersclub.ca [15:15] Albums Mentioned (Alphabetical) A Black Mile To The Surface - Manchester Orchestra A Deeper Understanding - The War On Drugs A Moment Apart - ODESZA Across The Dark - The Wilderness Of Manitoba Almira - Tyson Motsenbocker Capacity - Big Thief Coloring Book - Chance The Rapper
 Crack-Up - Fleet Foxes DAMN. - Kendrick Lamar Emerging Adulthood - Dan Creole Green Twins - Nick Hakim Heiress - Novo Amor Homey - Chon Hug Of Thunder - Broken Social Scene Introduce Yourself - Gord Downie Landmark - Hippo Campus LANY - LANY Melon Collie And The Infinite Radness - Tokyo Police Club Not Even Happiness - Julie Byrne Near To The Wild Heart Of Life - Japandroids Painted Ruins - Grizzly Bear Rocket - (Sandy) Alex G Snow - Angus & Julia Stone The Search For Everything - John Mayer

The News [34:00] Nintendo Labo [34:04] Ryan’s Vikings are in the playoffs [39:09] Versus: Smarties vs M&Ms [43:17] The Ratings: Bubble Tea [46:39] Would You Rather your shirts always be two sizes two big or one size too small? [49:09] Would You Rather have a horrible short-term memory or a horrible long-term memory? [51:55] Would You Rather drop from a dangerous height above water or be dangerously deep in water? [56:51] The Recommendations [01:01:56] Ryan: How You Gonna Stop It by Mating Ritual, Full Focus Planner Jon: Offerings by Typhoon, Dark Matter by Blake Crouch Tim: Earthtones by Bahamas, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild for Nintendo Hosted by Ryan Kehler. Co-hosted by Jon Dueck and Tim Wall. Coffee by Whitecap. Website by Collectif.

[00:43] - Ryan’s Christmas tree is still alive [3:25] - Tim gets a new washer & dryer [7:46] - Ryan talks about Shared Spaces [16:02] - Jon is going to New Zealand [18:38] - Apple is slowing down older devices [24:25] - The Last Jedi talk [46:10] - Tweet @BuckyIsotope The Ratings [46:25] Porgs Dogs wearing clothes Pineapple on pizza Would you Rather Either never wear socks, or never be able to take your socks off Be face to face with a shark in water, or fall into a pit of snakes Have everything you eat be a little too spicy, or a little too sweet [1:10:45] Tweet @merrittK Coffee by Whitecap. Website by Collectif. This episode hosted by Jon Dueck. Co-hosted by Tim Wall and Ryan Kehler. Theme song by Tim Wall. Edited by Tim Wall.

[00:35] - Jon bought Stranger Things Season 1 Volume 1 LP [2:45] - Ryan tries to keep his Christmas tree alive [12:37] - Jon read Ready Player One [20:52] - Star Wars: The Last Jedi excitement (recorded before release) The Force Awakens & The Last Jedi Trailer Comparison mentioned by Ryan [26:14] [37:22] - Tim discovers an allergy [39:48] - Claims of Gold unsuccessful on Kickstarter The Ratings [47:20] Magazines Chick-Fil-A jondueck.ca/sauce Cooking Spring v Fall The Recommendations Jon: The Big Sick [1:05:11] Tim: Over the Garden Wall [1:06:08] Ryan: The Last Arrow by Erwin McManus [1:06:55] Coffee by Whitecap. Website by Collectif. This episode hosted by Tim Wall. Co-hosted by Jon Dueck and Ryan Kehler. Theme song by Tim Wall. Edited by Jon Dueck.