Worst First Dates With Brett Blake And Kelly Fastuca

This week we speak to the Amazing sex Therapist Janine Wilder. She give us so really useful insight into dating and relationships, so much so Brett has scheduled another Appointment!!! Also we Find out once and for all who is the Oricial !!!!

This week, it's just the two of us as Brett calls in from Perth and chats to Kelly after his Edinburgh run gets cut short. Although there are some recorded episodes in the bag, so much going on that we needed to record and get everyone up speed.   There's some very sad news from Perth, the eagle has landed for Kelly and what is happening with the donations? Tune in to find out. This episode is dedicated to Nan, much love to the Blake family during this time xoxox   Find Worst First Dates on Itunes and Spotify @worst1stdates @kellyfastuca @brettyblake www.facebook.com/worstfirstdates   After something a bit more open? Join our After Dark page on facebook for a little more conversation.    Give is 5 stars on iTunes, tell you friends!    Email us on worstfirstdatespodcast@gmail.com with your horrible dating stories 

This week we are joined my Nan's favourite spunk Josh Earl ( Spicks and Specks, Don't you know who I am? podcast). We talk out about cheating, phone sex, Brett's crazy date at the zoo and more importantly what it is like being happily married with kids on the other side of the Fence.    Remember to call ya grand parents there the best xo 

This week is the quietest week for Brett and Kelly as we let the amazing comedian/ sex worker Bella Green take the floor!!! sooooo many questions get answered and we are stoked she is on !!!!!

This week Brett takes kelly on a shitty date where his cousins always go when in town!!!! Brett Finally closes the chapter on Amsterdam with a very honest and tough chat (he is sober so now has to deal with his feelings YUK). We have Comedian Mike Goldstein joining us with some great hung over stories, talking about racist granddads, getting Kicked out of strip clubs and Being Kucked by mates !!! its a ripper, get listening!!!!

Sami Shah joins Kelly Fastuca and Brett Blake as Sami tells of his worst date ever, no more drinking and Brett is struggling on dry July. Keep on giving us the 5 star rating, email us your stories, we will try and get through them all! Hit us up on the social media stuffs: @Samishah @brettyblake @kellyfastuca @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates worst1stdatespodcast@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

Comedian and ABC radio host Sami Shah joins Kelly Fastuca and Brett Blake as Sami tells of truly the worst break up story, plus dating sober and we read some listener stories! Keep subscribing, tell your friends and keep us in the top by rating us 5 stars! Got a worst break up story or worst first date? message us! @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @Samishah @worst1stdates facebook.com/worstfirstdates worst1stdatespodcast@gmail.com Thank you for listening!

This week we have the amazing Sonia Diorio jointing us!!! she schools brett about the difference between a keep cup and a moon cup, while also sharing a tale of a dude trying to bang her in the toilet !!!!. Kelly is over me and is going to become a scissor sister.  Brett is 7 days sober !!!! Huuuuge!! Hey guys, Brett blake here if you have any mate in Edinburgh or who are at the fringe please recommend my show would be sic to have some  sweet numbers http://www.freefestival.co.uk/show.asp?ShowID=5543

This week we have the King of Townsville Zac Dyer joining us. We talk about Zacs first wank ever as well as the time he had to save a life while stoned!!! kelly goes on a date in an attempt to break her drought and Brett nearly has to go to hospital because of his Alcohol addiction!!!!  Also Brett finally get a chance to explain why he got a date to flyer for his comedy festival show after being roasted on the little dum dum club!!! Make sure you hit us up on the socials with any dating stories !!!!

This week is a One on one with two of your favourites, Brett takes kelly on a shit date while in the car and then drops her off on a date at the end which she said she would 100% root the guy if he is half decent !!!!!  kelly's mate set her up on this date ( which is hopefully better than the meth head she dated during the week) but brett hangs around and stalks them on the date... see the footage online!!! we also talk about the best Titties brett has ever seen, virtual reality sex and why bretts mattress has to get steam cleaned!!!!! Another ripper episode, make sure you share and rate on iTunes. Please send in stories we read a few out the week!!!!

This week we have the awesome Aidan taco Jones us chatting about the first time he was a Cucked and never knowing his dad!! Also Brett gets Tasered and stack it on his motorbike and kelly goes on her first date after the drive by break up !!!

This week we have the Amazingly Funny Kirsty webeck, Not only is she a great stand up but she is also a very active LGBTIQ equal rights activist!! Brett returns from a massive dry spell after doing the 2018 international podcast festival for the little dum dum club, kelly gets back on the horse with her first date which goes horribly wrong and lasts 20 minutes!!!! We also talk about the down side to hitting on a work place mate!!! Hit us up on the socials with your bad date/ break up stories and don't forget to rate us on itunes !!!! 

Finally!!!! a response from one of the worst break ups ever!!! Brett doesn't believe his BULLSHIT!!!! Kelly goes Back to flicking the bean, brett reveals a crook story about a dog sneaking away with something lol.... Also we have the super funny nat harris joining us, which is great until brett roasts her shit date!!!

This week kelly receives an apology letter from the drive by break up guy. We have the awesome Jacqueline Mifsud joining us revealing one of the worst dating eps which results in a death!!!!  we talk about why women aren't  funny and when men should never make decisions lol. strap in, this episode is a ripper!!!!  

This week Brett and kelly take over each others dating lives!!!! they also talk about kelly's worst bomb on stage and brett releases how many dick bags there out out there if your a single woman!!!! Makes sure you hit us up on the socials with all your bad dating stories!!!! don't forget to give us 5 stars on iTunes and tell ya mates !!!!

This week we have the awesome Rhi Down. Rhi recaps the night Brett passed out from too many drugs, talks about her high school sweet heart and talks us though some very suicidal moments when she was young. Rhi is legend and she really opens up this ep, and we love it xo @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @rhidowns @worst1stdates worstfirstdatespodcast!gmail.com   Spread the word!! Subscribe on ITUNES!!

This week we have the sexiest voice in comedy Oliver Clarke... he talks about long term relations ships and his old man who loves a bit of crumpet!!!!  also kelly is on the horn !!!!

After the bombshell of last week, Kelly and Brett are back, chatting with Townsville native Danielle Walker about Nannies, Gob videos and crappy dating. Kelly is feeling better but Bretty is worse for wear.    Massive tech issues on this episode, so sorry everyone, but thanks for listening we will do better next time!   Message on facebook with your bad dates or stories you want us to read out.   @kellyfastuca @brettyblake @daniellewalkercomedy worstfirstdatespodcast@gmail.com  

Well its finally happened!!!!!! Just when kelly was finally happy she gets dumped in potentially one of the most brutal ways!!!!! keep those engines running and charge into this ep.  Thanks for the good times xo   Hit us up with Bad dating stories on Facebook!!!

Wow, shit in a bucket and call me Uncle Fred! This is absolutely one of my favourite ep's so far. We wag chins with one of Australia's best comedians, Damian Power. The three of us give Will Anderson a good old fashioned cucking and Damo tells us all about the trial and tribulations of dad dating...... or rather, dating as a dad. I need to make it clear that Damo has never dated a dad. At least none that he mentions on this episode.  Join Stuca and I every week, as we do our best to nose dive our romantic lives for your amusement. You bunches of sickos. If you have any shit date ideas, hit us up at worstfirstdatespodcast@gmail.com.