Talking Naruto

Its episode 101 103 the first three parts of the filler episodes in the land of tea We meet Idate the exninja turn runner and meet a new Umbrella Ninja who is a real dick Its about as scintillating as you can get in these episodes

We did it yall Episode 100 of Naruto and its an somber episode about Rock Lee and why hes the fucking man dawg After Benel and Lawson talk about it were doing straight up our favorites moments from the show Its a walk through the Forest of Death if by Death we mean Memories and by Memories we mean Audio clips

Were counting down to episode 100 with a series of episodes about Tsunade the Fifth Hokage including a dope ass Sannin fight a dumb hot springs adventure and gratuitous tittymeat Also Rock Mothafuckin Lee

We breeze through these collection of episode as its a bunch of hot action as Tsunade betrays Orochimaru and the Sannin all fight each other We see Kabuto going full dick and we try to figure out why the odds are soodd Plus Kabuto eats a whole Rasengan

We get down to it as Naruto and Jiraiya search for Tsunade we get some tragicass backstory from the Legendary Sannin and we learn that Orochimaru despite all his faults is a real honest person

Were speeding through Naruto on our way to episode 100 and were loaded to the brim with training And do we ever train Two solid episodes of learning how to learn the Rasengan We dont even learn the secret technique but that doesnt stop Naruto from popping waterballoons while Jiraiya gets an STD from all the whoring he does

Oh were back again and its a heated one this week as Sasuke faces off with Itachi in a set of episodes that really shows that Itachi is really strong We also learn the secrets of the Toad Sage and ask some probing question about Sakuras parents ie She doesnt have any

Itachi just comes in and kicks everyones ass on this episode of Naruto After the death of the Hokage the village is trying to rebuild while the Atkatsuki make their presence known Its a dope set of episodes which set up the new stat quo so Benel and Lawson make fun of it Thats the concept behind the whole show

Its all come to this The three episodes the culminates the invasion arch and its hot fire emoji as Gaara and Naruto face off We got Kaiju Toads fighting Sand Raccoons The Third Hokage giving Orochimaru a handjob to the death and the Anbu are useless once again

Benel and Lawson are reviewing episode 75 77 Gaaras backstory is really sad Believe it We also try to puzzle out what the hell everyone is doing during the GaaraSasuke fight

Shino is the absolute man in these next four episodes Benel and Lawson review the Shino Vs Konkurro fight put over Shino huge and we go back and forth on the Hokage battle Theres a lot in just four short episodes and we cover it all

This episode is prettyniceas we watch episode 69 to episode 71 Its the great Hokage fight as Orochimaru and the Third Hokage go at it And go at it they do Theres zombies giant snakes a talking monkey that does kungfu and a preschool fire drill So much and the Anbu are fucking useless

Its an invasion angle All the chickens have come home to roost in these three episodes as Sasuke fucking Sasuke and Gaara do battle before it all goes to hell There are giant snakes and overconfident dudes with knives and the Kazekage is so bitchy All this and more on this episode

Were continuing the tournament arc part deux electric boogaloo right off the heels of the NejiNaruto bout with the TemariShikamaru match Shikamaru proves that hes the Tetsuya Naito of this whole division while we get some sweet Chogi mouthnoise and then the show grounds to a halt while we literally sit around and wait for Sasuke to show up So exciting

Its the first round of the second round of the Tournament arc and break time is over Its Neji versus Naruto and we dig down deep at Nejis complicated relationship with the Hyuga clan wonder what Kabuto is up to and seriously the Onbu Black Ops are stupid All this and more on Talking Naruto

Its Episode 57 59 of the Tournament arc filler episodes We meet a giant toad and Momento the shit of Jiraiya Yeah he totally murdered those women

Goddammit this show Benel and Lawson slog through some filler episodes where Naruto repeats a lot of the same beats Also Jiraiya is still problematic af

Man wasnt that Boko No Hero draft something Oh man good times Now were gonna watch the episodes that introduce Jiraiya and theyre problematic AF We also check in on Orochimaru and Kabuto as they figure out what theyre going to do with Sasuke and Onbu Black Ops are still jobbers

Its Episode 50 of Naruto so you know what that means Thats right were going to talk about another anime Lawson and Benel speedtalk through the final stretch of the LeeGaara fight so they can draft characters from class 1A of Boko No Hero Its the best episode because its a different podcast entirely

The show is cooking now as Benel and Lawson talk about episode 46 through 49 and breakdown the Hinata vs Neji fight and the beginning of the Rock Lee vs Gaara They also talk about how much better Boko No Hero Academia is