Bride Of The Creature

‘Twas the night before Christmasand like in the bastJoey scrambled to post upthe newest podcast… Merry Happy from Bride of the Creature! Join us in January when Joey is back on his bullshit again and we watch YOKAI MONSTERS: 100 MONSTERS

Bride of the Creature presents The Bride’s House of Waxing Intellectual. The podcast that dives deep into a horror novel and the move/movies that are based on it. Our first series explores Jay Anson’s 1977 novel The Amityville Horror, the 1979 film and the 2005 remake.  A big thank-you goes out to Joey Gruszecki for...

State your first name, last name and occupation Panther Woman. Panther Woman and…. uh… Panther Woman Candyman? More like… MAN CANDY! AMIRITE?!!

Candyman? More like… MAN CANDY! AMIRITE?!! Next time on Bride of the Creature: Less Candymans more Beastmans. ISLAND OF LOST SOULS!!!

Werewolves, wait, hear me out… with bats! Next month it’s a Spooktober VS Double-Header as we watch the 1992 original CANDYMAN and it’s newfangled reboot/remake from the current year of our lord 2021. We’re even going to read the Clive Barker short story that is the basis. See you then!

We bring you the gift of the gift. It’s a gift (starring WC Fields). Next time on Bride of the Creature: We are going on summer vacation! We’re moving house and that’s a lot of work so there will be no July or August episodes! Enjoy your vaxxed ‘n’ waxxed hot boi summers and join...

Stop motion? More like… stop SLEEPIN’! amirite? (sorry.) Next time on Bride of the Creature: Nicole has selected Sam Raimi’s last film before disappearing into superhero and franchise hell (minus a quick nostalgia trip post Spiderman 3), 2000’s “The Gift”

How come “Bad City, Iran” looks so much like southern California?At the end of this episode Joey rambles about the song “L’arena” by Ennio Morricone (it’s great), he mistakenly claims it is from a movie called “The Arena”. He does this because he’s an idiot and as soon as recording was complete he remembered the...

It’s your birrrrrrrrrthday and we want you to have fun. We’ll be back in a month with less robot killin’ and more Iranian Vampires with “A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night”

Take a break from all the video conferencing you’ve had to do in lockdown and… watch these people do some. Be sure to join us next month to watch a stoic Nicholas Cage kill what resemble but are legally distinct from the Five Nights at Freddy’s monsters (who resemble, but are legally distinct from Chuck-E-Cheese)

Mark Dacascos is many things… apparently including an Iroquois warrior? Next time on Bride of the Creature:Because we haven’t spent enough time on Zoom in the last year… it’s HOST! That seance movie shot on Zoom! Yay?

There’s nothing scarier than filthy, british orphans. Next time on Bride of the Creature:Brotherhood of the Wolf. Write your own funny joke or commentary here, I’m tired.

Damn, Japan… YOU SCARY! Next time on Bride of the Creature:It’s beginning to look a lot like Grand Dame Guignol! Join us as we ask the immortal question: Who Slew Auntie Roo?

There’s eyes in them thar hills! Next time on Bride of the Creature:Joey’s back on his bullshit and we travel to Japan yet again for a look at the 2005 found-footage/pseudo-documentary NOROI: THE CURSE

The dog made a cat noise and then farted! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! We’ll be back next month and to celebrate our favorite time we’ll be doing another VERSUS! Who will win the showdown between Wes Craven’s original and someone else’s remake of THE HILLS HAVE EYES? (probably Craven).

Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC. Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC. Editorial...

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU!!!It’s the 100th episode and Joey finally gets his chance to subject Nicole to his favorite horror franchise (at least the first 4 installments). It’s Clive Barker’s HELLRAISER Next time on Bride of the Creature:We break off another hundo and Nicole starts this one out with her pick of:...

Greetings, Boils and Ghouls! eeeeehehheehehehehehehehehe! This month George Romero and Stephen King pay tribute to the horror comics of the 1950s with their anthology horror compilation CREEPSHOW Next time on Bride of the Creature:Our 100th episode Spooktacular. To celebrate, we’ll be watching the first FOUR Hellraiser films! We have such SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

Nicole is still reeling from the Tokoloshe and is a little squirrelly this episode. Joey selected Hideo Nakata’s J-horror masterpiece DARK WATER The countdown to episode 100 continues next month with Nicole’s selection of George Romero & Stephen King’s CLASSIC EC Horror Comics tribute CREEPSHOW.

Don’t blame me, Nicole picked this one. It’s supposed to be South African folklore. Will it deliver? or will we get cliche, half-baked, non-sensical Silent Hill ripoff? Listen and find out! (It’s the second one. This movie sucks) Everyone can relax. Joey is once again steering this ship… and because he’s a predictable, weebo loser...