Frazley Report

It is with a heavy heart that we bring you The Final Report from Darnassus. While at the Darnassus Peace Rally, Frazley experienced the event that will forever change Azeroth. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

The Broken Shore lies empty. Thus one enterprising goblin has decided to open a resort on the island. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

Warsong Gulch has just been released, what will we find in this new battleground? Find out on this episode of Digging Deep with Bradin. Visit my website at http://www.geocities.com/bradin370/dig/episode22.html. Email me at bradin370@gmail.com

Blizzard recently experienced DDoS attacks. We went live from the Legerdemain Lounge to hear a theory on who is causing it. We didn’t quite expect the spin that we got. This is the archive of our broadcast. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

With the Artifact Retirement Quest now live, vendors are getting bombarded with AP Tokens. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

Teldrassil has been receiving anonymous tips that Teldrassil may soon be lit, and we mean lit on fire. The bad lit, not the good lit. This has caused some grave concern with the Midsummer Fire Festival taking place all across Azeroth, especially in Darnassus. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

In the novel Before the Storm, Worgen are described as having tails. We wanted to find out why they aren’t in the game. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

Wondering why there have been an increase in rewards for gold-makers? Blizzard is working on a new eSport called Auction House Sweep. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

This week we have news regarding the new ownership of Pourmoore Coffee, Yrel & Alterac Valley are coming to Heroes of the Storm, an update on the World of Warcraft: Toasted Edition and new Vrykul Pizza locations. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

While navigating the Halls of Origination for Transmog, I came across a new autonomous self-driving mount initiative by the Titans that is being developed for the Uldir raid in Battle for Azeroth. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

This week we have news of upcoming games being added to Battle.net. We also get answers on the rumor of a Royal Wedding. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

For this broadcast, we recorded it LIVE on The Blue Recluse (http://thebluerecluse.eu). I brought on the past and present leaders of the Horde and Alliance to talk about the successful fight against The Legion. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

With the rise in popularity of the royale-style games, we have found that World of Warcraft is getting one of its own! The Hungry Warbattle Royale Games will be a new PvP Battleground in Battle for Azeroth. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

Seeing as today is May 4th, we decided to look into a rumor that has been surfacing from our sources. An acquisition by a certain Mouse. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

With all of the speculation as to whether Teldrassil burns before Lordaeron is ransacked, we have uncovered the REAL reason for the coming Factional Divide. There is an Alternative Opening Scenario that will sadly not be making its way into the game. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

First Aid is being removed in Battle for Azeroth. This has caused Dalaran to scrap its planned Hospital. We also have an update on the Auction House system. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

The Physical Collector’s Edition for Battle for Azeroth has been unveiled. Sadly, we are now in the age of Digital. Frazley rants a bit about the video and audio formats of a long forgotten age. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

Another year, another round of April Fools jokes by Blizzard were posted. We found out that these jokes actually exist in a parallel version of World of Warcrat called The PWNED Zone. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

With the release of World of Warcraft Chronicle Volume 3, some users have found secrets hidden within the book. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com

Since the great Cataclysm, no one has seen Mr. Smite. Never fear, Frazley Sparkspan is on the trail! This is a Special Report by The Frazley Report. We will resume our normal broadcasts next week. Visit the website at http://FrazleyReport.com or email us at newsroom@frazleyreport.com