Table In A Basement

I Think I’m Okay With Being Put Down This week, Josh and Jared are joined by college Luke on a late Friday night. They start out with an email check and a shoutout to Ty and his band Heelers. There was another scam attempt on the podcast email, but we resisted the tempting offer. This leads into a brief conversation about scams and what kinds they have experienced. The group talks about possible solutions for people like themselves that are not enjoying the process of growing up. They feel being put down might be a decent solution. Later, they get into a conversation about Friday the 13th and the phases of horror movies recently. Josh shares his horror movie idea and we think it’s a winner. To close out the episode, they name some bands/artists they listened to in their youth, dollar hotdogs at Sheetz, and they each name some things they lived without for a long time that they never want to give up. closing song: Drive by Incubus contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week, Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke after a week off from recording. After a Twitter update, they talk about attending a show Jared’s band played. This leads into a conversation about the confusion of dubstep. To get back on track, they discuss some topics josh had found through Instagram. Later, Josh and Luke continue with a deep and thoughtful topic while Jared sat in silence, cause he was sick. They close out the episode with a quick conversation about pep rallies and how Penn State is a cult. contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week, Josh and Jared are once again joined by no one. They dig deep into Josh’s dream journal and try to analyze what they might mean. Next, they discuss how Jared got his Facebook hacked and how gullible he is with social media. Josh gives a review of the new Lion King, prompting Jared to review a movie he recently watched as well. They close with a couple additional topics and reminisce on what they miss the most about childhood. closing song: Fever Dreams by Circa Survive contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week Josh and Jared are alone in the basement. After the Twitter update, they discuss the ‘Most Improved’ award and being competitive. Josh shares a new entry from his Dream Journal and recaps what took place. They cover some news stories and Christopher Columbus. Later, they go over some first date questions recommended by Cosmopolitan. After some additional news articles, they talk about animals and commenting on someone’s door knockers. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This Week, Josh and Jared are joined by Logan and first time guest Emily! This episode was recorded at Mike’s house literally hours before his wedding. Mike and Luke made guest appearances as the group covered the hard-hitting issues. From Nike shoes being communist to Bloody Marys, the conversation leads into a fun new game called ‘Ask a Mortician’ (33 mins to 40 mins: listener discretion advised). They then talk about different animals and what they would do to make them better. The episode concludes with a wedding-themed BuzzFeed quiz and a list of pet peeves. Congratulations Mike and Ashley! closing song: Snow (Hey Oh) by Red Hot Chili Peppers contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This Week, Josh and Jared are joined by two special guests for a late night recording before Mike’s wedding, while under the influence of Long Island Iced Teas. Luke from Lock Haven returns and Logan makes his debut on the podcast! They talk about what occurred prior to the recording at a gathering in the basement. Jared brings up the X Games, and they talk about things they thought they could do when they were kids. Logan and Josh reminisce on the summers they worked together as camp counselors and some of the shenanigans that took place. Afterwards, they each pick something they would bring into the world that doesn’t currently exist. Later, they play a new game called ‘Ask a Teacher’ and pepper Luke with some real questions. They close the episode with a debate on the soul’s weight and how to eat a burger. This was a great time and we hope you enjoy it! closing song: Elephant by Tame Impala contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

Josh is 100% Trash This week, Josh and Jared are joined by Colin. After the Twitter banter, Colin explains his theory on why the Shwing disappeared from the Sheets menu. This leads into a discussion about Josh’s latest dream and what it might mean. Later they talk about their ad interests from Instagram and try to figure out how each apply to themselves. They also take a BuzzFeed quiz which leads to an interesting realization about Josh. The conversation diverts into various topics throughout the entire episode, as usual. closing song: System Blower by Death Grips

This Week Josh and Jared are joined by first time guest, Nikki the baker. After a quick introduction they go into the Twitter update with a unique spin this week. Next, they take a BuzzFeed quiz that deals with the topic of baking, inspired by the guest host. They talk about the heatwave that was taking place and Jared going into heat coma (taking a nap) for three hours.Other topics include peeing in pools, wars, penis cakes, kids, and more. closing song: Wheels by Cake contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This Week Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke for another episode. After the Twitter update, they talk about the Storm Area 51 event that has been gaining quite the following. They then go into a discussion about the best way to make chocolate milk. Other topics include underrated candies, camp counseling, a serial toilet clogger, and the Disneyland fight. They close out the episode with a BuzzFeed quiz and some new music. A special shoutout to Ty from Utah and his group Heelers. Listen to their new song Michelada at the end of the episode and follow them on social media! closing song: Michelada by Heelers contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Disneyland fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBWuYFeg9Y&has_verified=1

This Week Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke to cover a variety of topics. After the Twitter update, Josh gives a review on season three of Stranger Things. This leads into a highly derailed conversation, due to the fact that he was the only one in the room that had ever watched the show. Later, they give their top three meals that they cook and cover a couple news articles. They take a Buzzfeed quiz that causes quite the commotion between Josh and Jared. This is definitely the most baffled/flustered Josh has been during a recording. They close out the episode with some music recommendations to listen to during the summer. Closing song: Spiderwebs by No Doubt Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This Week Josh and Jared are joined by themselves to cover an array of topics. After the Twitter update, Josh shares some odd things he observed during his work week. This leads into a conversation about the weird things kids do. Next they talk about various tv shows and movies, and give a couple plugs/recommendations. Other topics include another conversation about sports fans, a BuzzFeed quiz, and various news stories from the week. closing song: Hey Kids by Run The Jewels contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week, Josh and Jared meet up quick for a spontaneous impromptu recording. After a quick social media update, Josh brings up a “study” that claims people who swear more are smarter. The next topic gets slightly derailed as the biggest spider showed up as an unexpected audience member. Inspired by the PSA they saw in Jamaica, Jared gives his own on the risks of drinking and driving. Later in the episode, Josh gets triggered talking about rabid sports fans. There was quite some hostility that could only be simmered down with BuzzFeed Quizzes. They play a quick round of Would You Rather and talk about the controversial Arthur episode. song: We like to Party by Vengaboys contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week Josh and Jared record another solo episode, the first one back from Tyler’s wedding. They begin the episode with an exciting Twitter update, someone actually replied back! After the update, they describe some events in the airport that they both found irritating during a layover in Charlotte. They then go into a recap of the entire trip to Jamaica and the experience of an all inclusive resort. As usual, they derail into multiple rants and side conversations based on what they observed while on vacation. Later, they catch up on some news they missed while away, including updates on Jussie Smollett, Julian Assange, and Aunt Becky. To close out the episode, they do another BuzzFeed quiz, talk about Mt. Everest, and give a couple music recommendations. Closing song: “Yellow Brick Road” by Angus & Julia Stone Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week Josh and Jared are joined by a very special guest. Ty from Utah joins the podcast to reminisce on the good old days. contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week, Josh and Jared are joined by their friend Colin. After the Twitter update, they get into a conversation about PETA and their crazy actions. Later, they get into a lengthy discussion about movies based on their latest BuzzFeed quiz. Other topics include vegan cookies, awkward times at Warped Tour, and PETA again. To close out the episode, Colin shares his experience at a recent UFC event and they get into a lengthy conversation about fighting, Philly, spoof movies, and a whole bunch of random stuff. contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week, Josh and Jared ride solo as they discuss the hard-hitting issues. They begin with a discussion about Josh breaking Jared’s coffee maker literally minutes before the recording. After the Twitter update, Josh talks about a frustrating experience on the highway and expresses his disdain for aggressive drivers. this leads into a Facebook rabbit hole about offensive people, memes, and posts. To ease the tensions, they take a BuzzFeed quiz to determine what high school clique they should have been a part of. Other topics covered include dumb world records, new slang terms, space travel, and ground rules for texting. To close the episode, they play a little game of ‘Would You Rather?’ with a question inspired by the podcast Your Mom’s House. Josh’s book Amazon link: https://www.amazon.com/Titles-Hard-College-Doesnt-Have/dp/164492949X/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?keywords=titles+are+hard&qid=1558347025&s=gateway&sr=8-1 Closing song: “Black Out Days” by Phantogram Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week, Josh and Jared are joined by their friend Mike. They begin with a Twitter update that quickly derails do to a bleeped out detail. This leads to a conversation on how the podcast has improved since the original episodes. Other topics include high school video projects, track suits, high school golf/shenanigans, and pool rats. This one derails into multiple side stories and rants. Later, Josh gives a review of the new Avengers movie, and if you’ve heard our other movie reviews, you need not worry about any spoilers. To close the episode, they give some artist recommendations and plugs. Closing song: The Distance by Cake Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

This week, Josh and Jared are joined by high school Luke to cover important topics. They begin by addressing the episodes they lost and the successful recovery of last week’s. They then give a shout out and thanks to a fellow podcaster they’ve been in contact with. They then address topics that were covered in the lost episode, including Josh and Jared’s wallets, China’s social credit system, and another movie review. After the recap, they go into a lengthy discussion about how weird necks are, a review of the La Dispute concert, obscure tv shows, twitter updates, and Winnie the Pooh. contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

Editor’s Note: so this week’s episode is one that we claimed we lost last week. Due to some technical magic from Jared, it has been saved. The original episode 13 is still gone, but this one actually ends up being the same episode number it was originally meant to be. Very confusing and convoluted sounding, and we would have it no other way This week, Josh and Jared are joined by themselves. Together, they come up with a name to describe the listeners of the podcast (Captives… by Consent). Josh describes a bad day at his job and how he handled the situation. Next, they discuss the Julian Assange situation and their personal opinions on his arrest. Other topics include inside jokes, the French Foreign Legion, group projects, future news, and matching track suits. We are so glad we were able to recover this lost episode. contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

Editors Note: Jared’s computer deleted 2 unaired episodes that were suppose to go up before this one. So there may be one or two references made that will not make perfect sense. It’s impossible to be more disspointed in us than we are in ourselves though. Do it is what it is This week, Luke joins the podcast as they begin with a discussion about weird dreams they’ve had. They then talk about a drunk substitute teacher and the difficulties of that particular job. During the social media update, they emphasize their concern for Bernie Sanders and his signs of dementia (#helpbernie). Jared talks about his new pair of glasses and his discovery of how the world is supposed to look. There may be a new emerging character (Condescending Jared). Later they get into a discussion about their old elementary school and the oddities of the school library. Other topics include, the perfect first date, bananas are berries, luck, and random question generator. contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com