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RHOP reunion, RHOD, RHOC & Married To Med OH MY!! Let's have a Bravo breakdown sesh!

Happy Thursday friends! We dig into the season finale of 'Real Housewives of Potomac' (YAY La Dame!), 'Below Deck: Med', 'Real Housewives of OC' & the most amazing 'Real Housewives of Dallas'. It's gonna be a good day.

Gotta say, we are impressed with how 'Real Housewives of OC' is hitting the ground running with the drama (but place stop calling it a "choo-choo train" because legit gonna barf). 'Below Deck: Med' has poor Chef Ben feeling a little lost, also Travis is missing his bunk mate terribly. THAT DAMN BED FILLED WITH TEDDY BEARS! And wait, did Colin actually break his arm? Finally we find out where Katie is on 'Real Housewives of Potomac' & then Karen launches a surprise attack on Ashley. W E L L. That escalated quickly.

We love a good vaca on & "Real Housewives of Potomac" goes to the Cayman Islands, complete with a missed flight and a huge fight! "Below Deck: Med" puts Captain Sandy in a pickle over who has gotta GTFO. Oh, and Travis sucks. And Colin is the sweetest soul that's walked Earth. That's all.

Season finale of ‘Southern Charm’!! Why do we get 10,000 episode of RHOBH and I feel like So-Char just started? D d d dramaaaa with Ashley and Kathryn and Miss Patricia AND Shep and Austen. Oof, there’s a lot going on here. Below Deck: Med is mostly a day off for the crew & super sloppy drunk shinanigans. ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ has Giselle gearing up to come after Monique & Candaice isn’t exactly happy with her either. But this all happens at Robyn’s open house, so there’s that. Let’s get into some new Bravo, shall we?!

L I A R! I will never not read that in Robyn’s voice. How good is ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ this season?! We dig into more of the Michael drama (plus it’s kinda a Halloween episode so you know how that tickles me). It was only a matter of time before Hannah started to pick her victim for this season of ‘Below Deck: Med’ & since Anastasia won’t engage with her and Aesha is in the nicest person on the planet: JUNEEEEE! You’re up, honey **Hannah voice** The final part of the ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ reunion is just as we expected. Camille really turns up on the ladies & they trash LVP ((am I sleeping or watching this again for the 10,000th time or sleeping or…))

‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ IS SO F’ING GOOD!! The hoedown country soiree was a total dumpster fire & we dig into all the butt-grabbing details. ‘Southern Charm’ takes the crew to go skiing & Craig flies off the whole handle. ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ starts the reunion with Camille & Denise having a pissing contest over celebrity divorces & who the REAL queen of B-Hills is. ‘Below Deck: Med’ has us scratching our heads over why Travis and Jack just don’t want to work. Like, really. Someone tell us.

WTF is Shep's malfunction on 'Southern Charm'? Like, really. We want to know. We dig into the newest episode, it was pretty juicy. 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' included Teddi's blackout, drunk shinanigan apologies and OMG Camille. Just like that, she secured her spot for the next season of RHOBH lol. 'Below Deck: Med' got pretty intense in the galley after Mila STILL isn't able to perform and Hannah is ready to engage in mortal combat with her. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WEEK IS THE LAST RHONY UNTIL NEXT SEASON?! Le sigh.

Okay here we go, 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' is finally starting to get good! Why do Kyle & Teddi want Erika to be mad at Rinna so bad? 'Below Deck: Med' was more Mila & her crappy food but now everyone is pissed at her (rightfully so). 'Southern Charm' is literally an RV trip from hell mixed with how we have more in common with Patricia than we thought.

Sooooo Lisa Vanderpump is OUT for the ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ reunion & more?! We gotta talk about this! ‘Southern Charm’ got real awk when the girls confront Kathryn about going MIA with her new man (and spending a butt –ton of money lately). Let’s see how this unfolds! Luann continues to live on her own planet on ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ and more from the Miami trip. Ya gotta love when the ladies go on trips. Huzzah!! ‘Below Deck: Med’ starts with a huge WTF on that chef (Nachos?! Ranch on the burgers?! Those tacos?!??)

‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ wasn’t a complete snooze-fest this week because at least we got a Halloween party (also cue me being insanely jealous of Farrah getting Halloween-themed bday parties, can I switch my birthday?) and Rinna is back to her old tricks once Kim Richards showed up. Do we REALLY think Rinna is THAT HURT from getting the bunny back? Let’s discuss. ‘Southern Charm’ is a healthy balance of Kathryn spending a ton of money/dating a guy who is giving the crew Thomas vibes and Shep celebrating the idea that Austin and Madison miiiiiight break up (THE BAND’S BACK TOGETHER!). ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ was IN-CRED-I-BLE. A Christmas episode mixed with a drunk af Miami vacation? Yes please. Luann is confronted yet again for not being a good friend but in the drunkest, messiest way possible.

Wait, so Luann went BACK IN JAIL today?! This makes dissecting the latest ‘Real Housewives of New York City’ pretty interesting. I mean RHONY is always MVP in my book and this week is no different, Lu definitely feels ganged up on. Whose side are you on? The final part of the ‘Vanderpump Rules’ reunion was eh, ‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ made me feel sedated, ‘Real Housewives of Potomac’ = mic dramaaaa (come down 4th wall!) & whoaaaa Kathryn and Whitney hooked up on ‘Southern Charm’?! ALSO HOW IS CHELSEA SO HANDY?! It’s a good week for Bravo, let’s dive in!!

Listen to me break down the latest "Real Housewives of New York City" plussss you have a chance to win a 4 Florida Resident Discover Disney 3 Day tickets! We finally get to see Tinsley have her Big Apple Circus moment & whew it is an emotional roller coaster. I am already nominating Dale to snag her apple, we can have the very first mother-daughter dream team on a Real Housewives franchise! Luann is gonna host a Halloween party, Ramona & Barbara going shopping together is awkward as to be expected & Sonja is, as Dale says it best, "made for the circus". I need to re-watch that scene 10,000 times over.

Why is "Real Housewives of New York" so good to us? More of the Berkshires & more fighting over the fish room. Katie offers her suggestion to fix the fish room drama. "Vanderpump Rules" includes recovering from Mexico & a TON of party invites and a party that not everyone was invited to. That was super awkward. "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" continues to be a snooze fest but it was the end that left us shook & the shade that a certain someone threw at LVP.

'Real Housewives of New York" is a GIFT from the gods. Point period blank. We discuss the fish room drama, there's a lot. 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' ends in an epic Kyle-Lisa-Ken blowup that is now an online challenge & we ponder... would you want to go on vacay with the 'Vanderpump Rules' crew?? I'M GONNA BLACKOUT!

Chelsea Handler is back with her first book in 5 years and her first memoir: "LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME"! Plus she will be coming to Ruth Eckerd Hall Thursday, May 16th. Katie chats with her about what we can expect from the tour, friendship, women empowerment & the most extra fan interaction to date.

The clam bake drama rages on during 'Real Housewives of New York' & we discuss doggy bag etiquette, Lala flies completely off the handle on 'Vanderpump Rules', 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' had us asking, wait WHY is Teddi a victim & Eva had us cryingggg on 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'

Oooh 'Real Housewives of New York City' is BACK people! We dissect the season 11 premiere plus the final installment of the RHONJ complete with house-husband taglines & an appearance by Danielle Staub. 'Vanderpump Rules' was all about the demise of Carter and Kristen (is it because Katie & Stassi are "d!icks"?). We find out why Nene flies off the handle during this week's 'Real Housewives of Atlanta' (I was like whattttt) & 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' is FULL of more Lucy Lucy Apple Juice drama. So about those texts Ken prints off...

Who DOESN'T need a 70-inch ponytail?! Amazing. Lisa Rinna launches a smear campaign (imo) on Lisa Vanderpump as the ladies decide if Dorit is POS in the Lucy Lucy Apple Juice drama. Oh, this happens in the Bahamas too. Yay "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is so good & this is only the 3rd episode! On "Vanderpump Rules" we find out why Lala & Rand take a break, also more about why Crazy Kristen came to play in Solvang.