Fists Of Fail: Kung Fu Movie Podcast

In this short episode for once, we talk about the late Benny Chan's final film starring Donnie Yen and Nicolas Tse.

We end Jackie-Goes-West month and move onto Once Upon a Time Month. Doesn't roll off the tongue as well but we get to talk about the movie that made Jet Li a cultural icon. Umbrella and all.

Finally! The epic movie showdown between Jackie Chan and Jet Li! When is it coming out? ...what you do mean the movie already exists?

Nothing's going to protect you from Will's complaining about the original version of this film.

Of all of Jackie's great catalog of films, we decide to cover his two worst. But which is the worst-est?

Before Jackie didn't want trouble in Rush Hour, he didn't want trouble in his first successful Western targeted movie, Rumble in the Bronx. Because it was definitely in the Bronx. It definitely wasn't just Canada film locations dressed to look like New York. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Jackie and some guy with a punchable face embark on a journey to save an imperial princess in this western kung fu hybrid. Eat your heart out, Clint Eastwood. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

A story about revenge between siblings that ends in a trail of blood and tears. It's like a bible story except with guns and wrenches. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Is this movie about a psychic martial artist going to be good? What am I, psychic? --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

It's not a Russian Iko Uwais fending for his life in a building full of low-life monsters. Instead, it's about a guy storming a building with his gang full of low-life monsters. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Hong Kong cinema is back to form with this action flick from 2019. Bad writing and all. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

The best MMA movie to blend theatrics with realism comes from this Hong Kong production. It's also the cinematic equivalent of taking Ambien. --- This is a SPOILER FREE review. Want to hear the additional hour of this episode where we talk in detail about the plot and the action? Follow us on Patreon for the full discussion plus access to bonus episodes of other films: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Whatever this low-budget movie is actually called, it's a teeth ripping good time. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

No, it's not the Bill Burr special. It's a new martial arts indie film by Bao Tran about three washed up martial artists. Just like us. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Just when you thought we couldn't stoop any lower: porno action movie. You're welcome, internet. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

What, a new movie during these pandemic times? Why yes it's the new Mortal Kombat, the latest reboot of the video game franchise about folks viciously murdering each other with flaming dragons, ripped out spines and babalities. Skip to 26:33 for the Spoilers --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

It's like Charlie's Angels. Except dumber and more shameless. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

One Hundred Episodes! And we look at this legendarily hilariously flick. And it. IS. GLORIOUS! Note: Will flubbed up and mentioned that Brian Thompson was an American Gladiator before this movie. He was wrong. Brian Thompson is a professional actor. I repeat, 'A PROFESSIONAL ACTOR'. --- Support us on Patreon to listen hear full UNCUT episodes with action breakdowns and spoilers as well as bonus episodes on other movies: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings

Ichi. Ni. San. Shi. Come on everybody and do Karate.

April Fools! Time to talk about some horrible movies. And here one "legendary" so bad it's good film featuring Cynthia Rothrock. Or is it? Support us on Patreon to listen to the exclusive action breakdown: https://www.patreon.com/fists_of_fail --- You can also follow us on social media here: Will - https://twitter.com/FistsofFail Zero - https://twitter.com/_OnlyNiceThings