Keys Bartender

Democracy in action from the Florida Keys, Jim goes out to vote.

Jim goes on about the quest for guest. The ups and downs of being a guest or interviewing them is not easy. Social media has changed what we reveal to people making a private life more difficult.

Jim comes home to a giant centipede attacking his family. We hear about some of the animals that live in the Keys. We also say hello to listeners from all over and a friend sister who listens in Ohio.

Jim asks why we have these questions that should be settled by science, reasoning and simple math.

Papa Joe joins Jim and of course we discuss the biggest topic this week. The future president tries to debate a giant talking pumpkin the results are not pretty. Well it's time to stand back and stand back if you support the giant talking pumpkin. Lastly Jim is getting a new couch, yeah bitches!

Jim discusses with Papa Joe his journey to have a tumor removed. We learn that staying in shape is easier than getting in shape.

Well we had a shark attack, someone dies while snorkeling, and tourists are still coming down. Papa Joe tells us about a reservation that totally misses the mark. Jim tells us about his upcoming surgery. Finally we learn how to properly slit a throat.

Memories of a High School reunion causes Jim to reflect on how people and things do change. This turns into a reflection on how we view the world.

"Priests and nuns and popes better scurry when I'm out with the Surrey with the fringe on top" Jim tells Joe about a pleasant attitude adjustment after an unfortunate encounter with a mask-hole. They discuss rewrites for classic musicals and how some people only get half the story.

Jim's attitude is turned around by some visitors to the Bar, Papa Joe critiques Jim's plan to rewrite classic musical. If listening live call in (407) 392-4563 or for international listeners live: 9c284bc8976a542b#apple

Jim and Papa Joe give you a Keys update. Jim buys a new couch and of course he has to share his experience. Weird concepts for tv shows are not a new phenomena. Call in when live (407) 392-4563 or send questions or comments to jim@keysbartender.com.

These two subjects have little to do with each other except you don't want to be caught having Ghost Sex at work. Probably be a good idea not to be caught having ghost sex at all, eapecially by a ghost you are in a relationship with.

Lee Sharp and Jim talk about the end of tourist. Live shows are not making the impact Jim expected and the future does not look bright for AM Radio.

(407) 392-4563 We talk about another NETFLIX show "Cobra Kai"

Jim and Papa Joe discuss technology for old people, interview tips, how to talk to a racist and we cheat with first call in.

Why didn't Sears become Amazon?My step-mother would be worth millions right now. Is there a life lesson, a great story or something else? The bar discussion continues....

Jim opens with a song from "Napoleon Dynamite" to highlight his technological issues. An unusual request causes Jim to delve into conspiracies once again.

Jim takes his family to Naples, thats Florida not Italy. A shout out to a great Server , Scott from the Italian Noodle and Sushi Bar in Naples. Boy, there are tons of old people down here and I'm getting up there so that is saying alot.

Online meal plans, catfishing women/men, and late customers are topics today. Jim engages an anonymous chat guest during the show who asked if a picture of an older man holding cat and an Uzi was him. Thank you for listening Helsinki, Bucharest, Dublin, Oslo, Mt. Sinai NY. To answer the chat question yes I have seen "Mars Attacks" when the show ends so does my access to the chat app.P.S. I replaced the picture with a current one of myself so there is less confusion.