Bad Playstyle: A video game book club

What? Keynan says his dumb name for the final time Owen goes without saying. Keynan does a joke about books; chickenhat Ninjendo jokes Don’t talk about alex jones Owen got deepcock galactus (deeprock galactic) Matt waxes nostalgic about the Grineerdeer and the warframe beta Owen does same but for pokemon this time (lets go eveeeeeeeee) twitch=gang violence. Keynan doesn’t know his subscribers. We want emotes League of legends is horrible and bad for keynan. Good puns though. John carpenter rules Deepcock, rock and stone Push me pull you. Two human centipedes Pyre school league. I am bad at pyre Hitman 2. Someday BB What is firewatch? Annihilation is a good book Firewatch is hard to convince people to play because you can’t talk about it. Shout outs to uncle george. Esp. for not being all judgey about VG Matt explains the plot of firewatch right after talking about how hard that is. Firewatch and up have the same first act Bucket is the correct name. No one picks charizard. Big dogs need love too. Firewatch g

Owen did it this time. Keynan is bad at names. What the hell is the chicken hat? We read books here at this podcast FALLOUT 2 is real good. Keynan joined a street gang Don’t speak the ebois names Rick flare, the mainframe Matt wont shut up about emojis Bits seem dumb Keynan, the twitching one Jurassic world evolution until 5 am Ultimate chicken horse is a very fun game with tight controls Hawaiian shirt or cape blanket? I can’t decide Spearfishing with robofish Divinity 2. SKELETON EDITION EAT THAT SHIT DRAGON AGE 2 What the the past tense of baalspawn? Owen beat rimworld. Build your town inside a mountain! No one will be able to get you. Fruitsneaker. What is wrong with me? This pokeball controller sux keynan=ding dong Get a car. The game. I have no idea what keynan is saying with this car thing Dogs cannot be killed in 90s video games HEY BLACK ISLE it would be cool if knockback did damage or something. It's really annoying. The frank horrigan fight is kind of a bitch. Big step up from the master or the ov

Keynan jacked the intro from me Name game “Booger t” Wrestling IS disgusting Remarstoned Rimworld relapse (thanks steam) New california! (you’ve been playing the wrong game the entire time) Vault full of crypto fascists (literally my worst nightmare) Keynan is obsessed with the non real idea of “B” games Check vs hunkyness please Lethal league blaze is fun. Options are super good Party golf was too intense for teenagers. Please let that sink in. Ultimate chicken horse is a lot more fun with kids than i thought. Loud ass motorcycle Keynan re upped on wow. Made a DK Pubg with a controller? Wild Hackers reference Mark of the ninja does not have much story to spoil but here we go. All todds are tainted by him Klei looks like saturday morning cartoons Animations are bad in the cutscenes Lie? You dead! Three ninjas reference Kage bullshit no jutsu Caruto cruiseumaki Jump arcs consistently not what i expect Buttons do too many things Owen makes a super good point about upgrade progression Klei games teach you how t

Names! Sayem. bangs gavel We don’t read books on this fuckin podcast Shadowrun hong kong is the game this podcast Xcom lil’ dlc. Owen played it. “And then, I died” Wobblyrat is bae Video games, I hate it when you grade me. Daily modes are cool and engaging though. bradford, falcatas are supposed to be used on horseback! CLOSE RANGE!?! Keynan is doing the random duos meme on stream Steam streaming troubleshooting in factorio Keynan is angry AND stupid. (feat the UI) Hong kong has the best UI of all the shadowrun games, this is not a good thing. There are two songs in this game. On owens pc the settings do not respect mute Keynan, all videogames are hella loud at first And then Shadowrunners are not good people Owen loves kindly cheng. Matt made two characters. Lou phillip diamonds and Dink the cybertroll Owen made a ding dong troll. He is a swordtroll Keynan made a gun elf with a disdain for crits “Did he zip-tie his fucking throat?” Voice acting gets two poop emojis The sandblaster is way good “Oh, i fucking

You don’t have to say the x’s Fallout: a new hope is what we played Owen big love legos Snowflake talks about dead by daylight. Him big angry about something SHOE REEE KEN Yuck his yum. We should not say that Pubg sucks but also is great sometimes https://www.twitch.tv/savoryscrimp Software inc has scaling problems. Fixum large please Warframe has a content drought. Way bad. Repost an old event. Pillars of eternity 2. Riposte edition/ let me tell you what adventurers you have for hire. Crpg legacy party Chapstick is over! Pinkies out for VR Flotilla 2, owen had opinions about it. Listen! Owen automated his playthrough of factorio snapping noises Vr enterprise! Hey fuck you bitcoin! TIME STAMP FOR FALLOUT OVER Fallout 1 was picked because of fallout 3 fans haven’t played it. The waterchip timer blows big butt The systems in the game don’t have a coherent language and it gets in the way of gameplay There are holdover techs from adventure games. It blows Explosives are way useful in this game! Blow up all the d

There are no more monsters because matt killed them all Keynan has literally never said his name correctly We have nothing against skeletons but large sections of the gun loving internet does Owen has trouble pronouncing vagina butt loaf Snowflake awkwardly ejaculates that he needs a job Shout outs to michael blessmore Keynan kickflips over his new name Happy hanukkah We finally talk about metro Star trek timelines is bad, says owen who recently spent $20 Rene OBBERJONUS was on mash The big hit isn’t that great Owen commits thought crimes playing factorio with old saves “no i saved it” Everything played owen Warframe with a controller is fine Fallout 4 vr: ghost simulator Owen wants to scroll wheel over to a grenade. I killed everyone in the himmapan hotel Hitman real good R6 siege is a real good game and it just gets better They are not holograms. They are volumetrics displays. EAT THAT SHIT KEYNAN There are three slows in the game keynan BOOM. I DON’T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME The mysterious stranger is bullshit

The enunciation of names Shadow of the new blood order: blade of the generic titles Owen is playing with a lego lazer gun The muscle hustle? Is it dumber than it sounds/ every phone game is bumper pool Keynan is bad at overwatch Overwatch is exhaustingly busy Hey! Siege is fucking crazy now too Shout outs to g gundam Roadflare crew Chapstick cant pronounce dedmau5 The guys talk about baby oil an alarming amount. Keynan relates it back to wrestling or programming. I forget Oil out of context. Glistenings. shellacked Fallout 4 vr feels like an unfinished mod project Kitty pryde moment Flail vr melee Owen swears at keynan for making a pun Vr is hella good at immersion I didnt wanna stand up so i quit People from brink are hella ugly SMASH THE LIKE Matt challenges the viewers to a fight Really bad chess. Owen like Chess is fucking bad Donut county. Trashpedia Wolfen-time! Keynan is upset Blood to order Matt enjoyed it but… Game aged horribly Nazis are hard to see. Social commentary or problem with the game? Stea

PLUGGS: Mythcreants: https://mythcreants.com/ Daniel kwan: https://danielhkwan.com/about/ 321 battle: https://www.twitch.tv/321battle The end times are truly upongskt us. The haze has descended The recitation of the names We played twin peaks! Magical realism The game, it stays with you! Keynan demands he was stupid for playing fallout 4 Shameboy is the shamest Battleblock theatre is best with children I thought the reason i wouldn't like ESO was that it had no mods, turns out no that's not it Hitman: sapienza. Good map, wish they were sticking with the episode model for the next game. 47 throws soup cans way casual Pokemon go: almost fun but the FOMO is real enough to make me. Owen is forced to pontificate about why no mans sky is good, he gets closer this time. Shout outs to the game dungeon: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6PNZBb6b9Ltgl6WM5rn2pjrXd_qdit2S Chapstick says vangelis twice Email me what an icosahedron is Spoiler happens here Chapstick is the odd man out on dog names Horses are importan

It is warm and friendly in this room We played pyre! A workout week is 6 days and occasionally lines up with a regular week ENUNCIATE THY NAMES Owen plays no mans sky. Games pretty good sounds like! Wildstar has telegraphs. Matt played local coop games at school with middle school kids This kid was kicking my ass at pyre. Children are so fast. Fortnite is banned, it is the new f word Keynan “played” eve PYRE. wizards NBA jam with a visual novel frostinged on top Owen played on hard!?! Owen never plays on hard. Matt has a tight running game Keynan plays defense to counter punch Owen played to lose on purpose to see the systems stretch Failure is very infrequently rewarded and you almost never ultimately fail. Owen chose to explore this Rukeys mustache: owen kept it, keynan shaved it but felt bad and matt made fun of it until it was gone Vagabond girl: matts was shae, keynans was kae and owens was xae. Bae is surely not the correct answer Reading is illegal. Go to jail now please. Sandalwood is a cool dude who

HOT PLAYSTYLE: bad words We enunciate the names Bazooka butt jones Expensive fortnite What is the deal with snapchat though Who is californium Stellaris is k-hole No chicken hat: i am doomed We spread the paradox disease to fox and his family Legos: blacktron future generation Owen was rubbing a cold beer can all over his body Sean is annoyed that we were all playing stellaris Loot crates fucking suck Owen is a warzone reporter for video games https://youtu.be/0QyjW9M8xdo I am currently delirious Matt plays night in the woods: what's up with that clock w/antlers on it Shout outs to swamp husband It is a million degrees in here TANNOKHAN (that's how you say it right?) 2018 warframe looks nerts (railjack hype) Is star citizen butts? (it is!(send corrections to badplaystyle@gmail.com)) Shameboy: stellar mmo sugar daddy Keynan likes garrosh. Who is an awful guy STELLARIS START Whoops i didn’t do anything but paradox game Can’t argue with clocks The marathon (the what) Granularity needs to be turned up sven I sai

Owen and keynan enunciate their names KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM (spoilers) Space from space mission Owen is playing with a guy with a mustache Owen played mario rabbids xcom which is nothing like xcom Rabbids in smash confirmed Shout outs to super mario broth Luigi with a sniper rifle makes sense Mario is an aspirational plumber (dress for the job you want) Matt brings a small amount of love to a dark corner of the internet Tell people you love them out there folks Matt beat pillars of eternity 2 and the ending made me feel things! Game devs be crazy (the activity) Is there gonna be a third pillars of eternity? (for sure but it didn't feel that way for a minute) Modyr cross lilacor? Best OTP ever? Keynan is talking about heroes of the storm Eve mining meditation Owen fucking hates the KSP interface and i’m blackmailing him about it Keynan needs to look at the fucking encyclopedia We are all bad at the orbital mechanics (thank god kerbals don’t need to eat) 69 moons (hyuh hyuh hyuh) Billy win jr Hey what the hell

Keynan enunciates his name for the first time Owen plays with legos while we record What happens when you the chicken hat is explained (shame) Matt turned on iron man in this weeks game without knowing it. Owen is an old man who doesnt into fortnite Children are the demo for mobile games Children getting money for streaming might be harmful to them? Owen is still playing rimworld! We talk about fallout 76 Keynan is chasing the dragon in eve online Everyone should read empires of eve Matt played pillars of eternity 2 and loves zahua the monk. FINAL STATION START Matt didn't know you could craft things and gave himself a hard time You can’t jump in this game it looks like you should be able to Owen knows more about trains than us Passengers are trouble, not wurf says I (owen says let em bleed) The art style makes certain buttons hidden No 0451 :( The red barrels explode Not! Zombies This game has a serious case of skyrim loop dungeonitis branching paths!? This game’s story is hidden a lil bit Gundam? All three

The stupid things that owen did “oh no i’ve been shamed” Deepgut feeling Keynan is “shameboy” People like the 90s for some reason Matt has a deepsludge in his soul about 60 dollars games We talk about pillars of eternity Deckard caine, stay awhile and listen Why did fenix’s psi blades turn off? Sean the gluefriend Sanhok squad sandwich We are a cadet branch of the tremor family I am a stellaris drug pusher Owens ferengi movie idea (which is way good IMO) We outline our core ethical philosophy Jeff goldblum: vulcan merchant RIMWORLD START Df in space Burning empires stuff going on Bulk goods trader is bae Owen lets rip with the deepsludge UI: fucking appreciated Everything is diegetic in DF. not so in rimworld. The game cheats *the asterisk metaphor Hotkeys, they are important Neutroamine sucks You should play rimworld in parallel with other people Klomster is a great name https://youtu.be/ME4DMOf0n6o Klomster in action The pawns are enchanting You see swingin’ dong it’s time to go to bed in matts fort Keynan

we recorded this a while ago but I lost it due to poor record keeping. it has some small problems with being stereo so the whole thing is mono, which makes it a bit louder than you are maybe used to. I hope you enjoy it! There are also a few tiny sections where the audio is just missing.

Shocker owen is playing DF. future spoilers he only stopped because of inevitable frame death Owen didn't like switch zelda's DLC We talk about parts of video games that take away all your stuff Super mario rpg has a super long name. Email us if you know a longer one Matt is bad at pubg FARK RIVE Star trek timelines is bad and i wish they would stop talking about it “I almost dug up the password to my origin account” We talk about “a way out” Whens pokemon for switch Vermintide! GJ fatshark Party games with teenagers BOMBER KREW Row row fight the UI Keynan is most adventurous with his picks Less fun here than expected (sea of thieves?) I love the plate spinning metaphor The systems collide well I don't know what i’m doing wrong The customization is off the charts though Please don't use fire extinguishers that way sir I don't like this game though Clicking bad, hotkeys good. Frustration and exhaustion 0 todd howards Leviathan warships trailer 3 brandon cheungs “death knocks” 0 nina freemans 0 simon viklunds

Keynan “felt a thirst in his mouth” for full priced release steam games Hey kids dont be like keynan Matt makes horrible mouth noises (I hate myself) Video game dogs! (twisted metal had dogs that could not be hurt) Keynan has difficulty gauging time inside a video game My life for Aiur Punching tvs in VR Vermintide 1 isn’t great Assassins creed black flag is the best one fight me Crowbcat (eye roll) Greg rules Opus rocket of whispers is a hard game to remember Double overhang gang Gustav the alligator is a modern day dragon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gustave_(crocodile) INTO THE BREACH Tactical grid action Everything hits every time. Fighter planes trigger landmines This game should be on the switch LASER SQUAD: TRIPLE METAL GEAR Owen hates tom cruise Play games at the difficulty that makes you have fun, not the one that makes you feel big Try into the breach as a co-op experience 0 todd howards 2 brandon cheungs 0 nina freemans 3.5 simon viklunds 3 je sawyers 1 jeff bezos 0 tarn adams 4 jake solomons PUB

The gang didn’t play much besides dwarf fortress Sean is not glue Gerblins are dumb We talk about free form sandbox games vs. more structured offerings like paradox games League of legends is a bad game The platonic dwarf fortress is discussed Keynan and owen are playing gene roddenberry's power cards Star trek voyager sucks HIM NAME BUCK Dwarf fortress is an indictment of terrible fantasy literature Goblins cannot die of old age Goblin monk brotherhood, death by croquet Aggressive buttholes Mole missiles Were-elk Hospital stank Were-chameleon vs. Vampires! Matt has an enormous brain fart and it is highlarious Monkeys stole keynans stuff Keynan eats cats Elephant sized bears vs. goblins Matt is a horrible person vis a vis goblins What is bad about dwarf fortress? Dwarf fortress is a wizards spell THE NOT REAL GAME AWARDS 0 todd howards 2 brandon cheungs (the cult of far cry 2) 0 nina freemans 1 simon viklunds 0 je sawyers 0 jeff bezos 5 tarn adams 2 jake solomons We still disagree about lisa Keynan is annoye

Before we talk about door kickers we talk about: Owen tells a heatfelt story of love and loss in PUBG. spoilers happened. Owen played: heat signature, Kerbal space program, kentucky route zero, breath of the wild. No one wants their dick shot off. We talk about genetic DRM. Matt played: battleblock theatre, witcher 3. difficulty as aesthetic. MEAT MARKET: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_dMlVZNE-8 Keynan played: deus ex: mankind divided, witcher 3, idle champions of the forgotten realms, world of warships. Keynan wears terrible pants. The wreck of the bismark. Then we talk about door kickers. Go listen to it! After we talk about door kickers: Keynan and his condom ribbed pants talk about wrasslin’ How the XFL is horrible and vince mcmahon is a piece of shit THE NOT REAL GAME AWARDS: 0 todd howards 1 brandon chungs 0 nina freemans 3 simon viklunds 4 hugo martins 0 JE sawyers 2 jeff bezos The tom clancy presents: tom clancys tactical jungle ninja award: breach and clear. Hugo martins is a cinnamon bun with a

we ruin heat signatures story, also the first six hours of shadow of mordor (guess who bought that game). yo fuck Brians shitty shared items. the void mother is not real. anyone who tells you otherwise is obviously being mind controlled by the void mother. WE DON'T END UP PLAYING GET OVER IT door kickers next time pubg life and death PL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCIvoKBrMng&index=4&list=PLThXu85iS3ghKAClu4LI0AeuJAF95yXdJ

the only game we spoil is neon struct, go us!