M6p: Marvel 616 Politics

I can honestly say that I'm discouraged. I mean it. I'm saddened by the state of affairs that I have witnessed and speculate to witness in the near and long-term future of the 616 universe. MY UNIVERSE!! I mean, the Hulk is brain-dead. Daredevil is outed. Black Widow is trying to redeem herself. And Spider-Man is actually Peter now?!?!?!?! How much can they torture me with their wanton use of colorful metaphor that is today's movie-goer? Wait...sorry. I am mixing my similies. AnyWHO!!!! The short of it is that someone owes me an apology! I demand it. I DEMAND IT!! Apologize dern it! Apologize for your time travel nonsense! Apologize for destroying a whole universe in a box!! Apologize for your secondary and tertiary mutations!! Apologize for your intelligence and catestrophic use of the word 'garters'!!! Oh..oh my....I think I know who I'm really mad at. Well, that's revealing. I...I'm just feeling so blue. Now seems as good a time as any to mention our sponsors. We are sponsored by DC