Steve Gamlin, The Motivational Firewood Guy!

Apologies to Ricky Bobby (If You Ain't First, You're Last)! Talladega Nights is one of my favorite comedies. Will Ferrell plays a NASCAR driver and that's his catch-phrase, instilled by his dad when he was a kid. Anything wrong with it? Nope... Unless it leads you to act like a complete a**-hat every time you DON'T WIN. I've seen grown adults act like petulant 5-year-olds before. (in this episode, I also share my own 'moment' when I truly deserved a Time-Out). If you're new to anything, chances are you're not going to WIN right away. Heck, I recently came in 27,000th place on out Peloton cycle...and was THRILLED, ha ha. Total episode length: Under 10 minutes...you've got time.