At The Flicks

Welcome to the At The Flicks Awards show. What, I hear you cry – not another one.  Ah, but this is not just any awards show.  This is the At The Flicks ALTERNATIVE Awards show.  It’s like the Razzies except we don’t pick on children – although Jeff sees everyone else as fair game, especially Neil!  Be afraid, as we let Jeff write the script again this year.  That’s why the show is late being delivered to you.  You see, we had to run it past our lawyers first.  It took months for them to check over the details, which resulted in some of the awards having to be removed from this recording and put in the At The Flicks vault, never to be heard again (although Graham has said we can be bribed).  During the consultation period, things got so tense with our team of lawyers, one left us to work for Donald Trump instead.  His parting words were “Trump is sane compared to you lot”! As we said, Jeff wrote most of the script for these awards, with one exception. That exception is the one Graham insisted on writing and