Who Goes There Podcast

Haomies! This episode we return to 1997 when Al Pacino ("greeeeeeeat ass!!!") played himself playing the devil and Keanu Reeves terrified us with his attempt at a Southern Accent. It's The Who Goes There Podcast, Episode 390: The Devil's Advocate. Review starts right around the 30-minute mark, after Jorge and Rhett briefly discuss some Billy Joel deep cuts. "Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is that it? God? Why I'll tell you...let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does he do? I swear, for his own amusement...his own private, cosmic, gag reel; he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look, but don't touch. Taste, but don't swallow. And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughing his sick, fucking ass off! He's a tightass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that?! Never!"