Beer And Conversation With Pigweed And Crowhill

P&C drink and review a non-alcoholic Octoberfest "beer," then discuss their experiences in Hawaii. Pigweed had visited a few decades ago, while Crowhill just got back after a visit to Capt. Crowhill. Crowhill was surprised by several things. * Chickens everywhere. * Not many shells on the beach. * Almost no sea birds. * Mongooses on the loose. * The mountains are incredibly sheer and steep. * There's a sports team called "Red Raiders" with an image of a native. * SPAM is very popular. * Hawaiian music is boring.