Incident Report

Lyrics: Jessie is a friend Yeah I know she’s been a nurse friend of mine But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define Jessie's got herself a pen and I want to make it mine And I’m watching her when she writes And she’s doodling with that black ink, I just know it Yeah 'n she's charting so smoothly late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's pen I wish that I had Jessie's pen Where can I find a ballpoint like that? I play along with the charade She even got it with the optional wood grain You know, I feel so dirty when she leaves it in the room I wanna creep on up and steal it But the point is probably moot 'Cuz she's watching me with those eyes And she's suspicious of doctors, I just know it And she's holding it in her hands late, late at night You know I wish that I had Jessie's pen I wish that I had Jessie's pen Where can I buy a Pilot like that Like Jessie's pen I wanna have Jessie's pen Where can I find a ballpoint I’ll never find a ballpoint like that And I’m writin’ al