At The Flicks

Welcome back dear customers, it’s time to reopen Darren’s virtual video store. If you put on the special headset we have provided, you can marvel at the 1980’s decadence of sticky carpets, dodgy cardboard displays and video tapes that have not been rewound (and we as employees – at 1980’s pay rates – hate that).  Walk up to the counter and ask if we have any video nasties under the counter.  Once we have confirmed you are not special branch, we’ll be glad to help you.  After all, we haven’t paid the fine for the last infringement and Darren is refusing to do anymore orders of community service.  In his view keeping the shop open is doing his bit for the community, even if his rental charges are a little above the norm. Anyway, we can’t stand around here chatting to you all day, we have to push our product on the punters (sorry, I mean customers), or Darren will dock our meagre wages.   So, if you would care to step over this way, we can reveal to you some of our top rentals this month, all come with Darre