Tales From The "liberrycast"

Anyone who's ever worked the reference desk in a library has heard tale of the infamous THEY--that secret cabal of advice-givers who send people to the library in search of the of odd-assed things no library should be expected to have. They cause an awful lot of trouble. And it doesn't help that the patrons They send to libraries have difficulty communicating the instructions from They in the first place, necessitating the consultation of English/Patronese dictionaries and, quite possibly, a divining rod. They said you should listen to this podcast. They said doing so will make you fabulously wealthy. They said it contains the answers you are seeking. They said it has a creamy nougat center. They said you should forward the podcast on to five people you know and three you don't, or it will bring bad luck. They said it does a body good. In fact, They said if you don't listen to it, Slim Goodbody will come to your house and kick you squar in the junk. They said if you do not possess "junk," that'