Junk Food Dinner

  Y'all love Journeying to the Center of the Earth? Well, maybe you'd like to see Treat Williams bare-knuckle-boxing his way through a pack of gorns on his way to a big underground sex cult run by the Australian buddy of Tom Cruise from Cocktail, as you would of course expect from any adaptation of Journey to the Center of the Earth (but especially from this made-for-TV Hallmark Entertainment edition from 1999). We're also Groundhoggin' like our dads did, by picking the movies we'd want to live through again and again (in our signature "initial segment" of the show)! So #DonloydNow and enjoy this bite-sized Junk Food Supper. We got all this plus Parker's theoretical adventures through a raging wildfire for a Diet Coke, Josie Packard's wood panel transubstantiation, Beetlejuice x2 Spoilers, continued Music League chatter, the leading nation in fields, the Big Scandal at Larry's Chili Dog (Burbank, Calif.), sponsored product placement for Apple FaceTime (tm), transcription prescription, sneezes, glee