Pod Awful

VITO GESUALDI, the long-running permanent cohost of PODAWFUL who has been on every episode for the past 15 years is now potentially on the chopping block. Yeah, that's right. I'm about to fire your favorite guy from the show. You better tune in to see if I do it or not. Should I do it? Tweet me and leave a hearted comment in my like-hole to make your voice SQUEARD (which is a new type of hearing from our partners at Squarespace). Engagement-bait words about the show: Dick Masterson, Biggest Problem In The Universe, Mersh, Patrick Melton. Any of these do anything to your heart rate? I'm trying to scare you, and the only way to save yourself is with a dopamine rush, but you can only get that life-saving dopehit from watching the next episode to find out if big fat silly man is being replaced by new big fat silly man. Would you even know if he was? If you switched all of Mersh's molestacules with all of Patrick Melton's chomosomes, would you just get the same guys again? Hey, wait a second... Dick is selling Vit