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http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-088-TheHappening.mp3 Download MP3 Renowned thespian Mark Wahlberg once said of The Happening, "It was a really bad movie... Fuck it. It is what it is. Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it." Portentously, some time earlier Wahlberg famously intoned: "Yo. I need money." Sure, Marky Mark, we all do. And we've all, at some dark point in our lives, considered taking a starring role in an M. Night Shyamalan film. But you know what we do? We pour ourselves a stiff drink, we have a good cry, and then we get up the next morning and don't star in a movie by the guy who made Lady in the Water, because it gets better. Sadly, not everyone is so strong, which is why we're now watching a movie in which Mark Wahlberg furrows his brow and tries to reason with a potted plant. Original post located at searchforschlock.com.