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http://searchforschlock.com/media/podcasts/sfs-002-OnDeadlyGround.mp3 Download MP3 PLOT SYNPOSIS: Big Oil employee Forrest Taft (Steven Seagal) discovers that his boss, Michael Jennings (Michael Caine) is deliberately constructing faulty oil rigs in Alaska to beat a deadline. Left for dead in a trap set by Jennings's hatchet-man MacGruder (John C. McGinley), Taft is revived by eskimos and embarks on a spiritual quest to stop Jennings once and for all. FAMOUS FOR: Seagal's big film-closing, action-genre-defiant environmentalist speech, which (according to IMDB) originally ran a staggering 11 minutes, but was subsequently edited and now only feels that long. Also, this film attained the coveted Rotten Tomatoes perfect score of 0% fresh. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR: Some of the most conspicuous hyperboles ever used to describe an action hero, especially one whose day job involves preventing oil spills. It turns out he's also the kind of guy who drinks a gallon of gasoline so he can piss on your campfire. He's far worse