Batshit Monsterpiece Theater

Alright this is Louie and I'm here to tell you how sucky the movie we watched this week was. It all started long ago when fuckin' George Clooney was born-No you can't start there. My name's Chris and the world is bright and shiny and I get dressed with the help of woodland creatures each morning and the movie we're gonna talk about this week is-No! I'm Parker and although I have all the answers we can't tell you what the fuck until the very last sentence!But why? Isn't that really important information for the audience to have?Because Damon Lindelof. Tomorrowland (2015).ps: please save the world.