Lotsa Pasta

The kingdom is crippling in debt and it’s all because of this no good inflation. Times they are a changing, Sofa King, and Bob Dylan ain’t the only one suckin and blowin to get by, apparently so is Sofa Prince; I hope to never meet him. As a good host to our good king, I -of course- offered him a sumptuous meal upon his arrival and today we have quite the menu of creepy cavettatappi. Sofa King is hungry, he’s just beggin for today’s pasta and we’re going to give it to him in a VERSUS amount of doses. First, we read some NOSLEEP, then we read some UNSETTLING STORIES. Which pasta will come out on top? Royalty decides. Not you. You don’t have a voice here. This is America. At the Drive-Thru at Starbucks(12:34) by EZMiseryhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4fytkl/at_the_drivethru_at_starbucks/She Sold Happiness in Glass Jars(29:07) by flardhttps://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/b4vyxc/she_sold_happiness_in_glass_jars/Regina’s Raspberry Jam(48:46) by Max Lobdellhttps://unsettlingstories.com/2017/05/02/re