Everything V Everything

This week we revive a very 90s rivalry, as Mario and Sonic go head to head! Luckily Heather is on hand to translate "it's a-me, Mario!" into French, while Alex talks with worrying authority about the erotic side of Sonic. Elsewhere in the show, we relive our traumatic theme park experiences, Scott robs the term "national treasure" of all meaning by bestowing it on Jeremy Kyle, and the panel considers crowning a new official worst thing in the world.