Tv Ate My Dinner

In this installment of "Apocalypse Party" by Sean Gilbert, difficult questions are asked and answered and argued about, such as which section of a human centipede would you rather be? Here's a taste: “You are out of your mind!” I told Alicia. “It’s obvious that C would be better!”“I thought you said A was better!” she contradicted.“Everyone knows A is best! That’s not in question. Beyond that it’s just a matter of whether you’d rather be B or C.”“Then it’s definitely B!” Alicia insisted.“You’re insane. B gets it on both ends. That’s the worst of all!”“But at least B gets to dish it out!”“You’re disgusting.”“At least that way you’re not a total victim. You get to shit in someone else’s mouth.”“Why would you want to shit in someone’s mouth?” “I’m just saying, if someone’s shitting in my mouth...”“You’re terrible,” I declared piously. I have no tolerance for mouth-shitters. ENTER: STEFAN Every now and then there’s a drunk guy so unbelievably obnoxious it’s kind of endearing. That night it wasn’t me. I’m a sweeth