We Want The D

In retrospect, the missing possessive apostrophe 's' in MOTHER GOOSE ROCK 'N' RHYME should have been a sort of clue or portent for what was to come. Because this week's movie is missing a whole lot. A beloved childhood favourite of Vicky's, this Disney Channel world premiere is cause for great befuddlement for our other two hosts. Why does it look like it was filmed with a potato? Why are all the women in this children's program dressed in costumes from some sort of bizarre fetish video? How could one person have dirt on so many huge stars, thereby forcing them to appear in this production? Why does a movie that proudly proclaims it rocks and rhymes have such a dearth of songs? There are no answers to be found here. All those questions are lost in rhyme...like tears in rain.