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Stop us if you've heard this one before: after a bitter falling out, the parents of infant twins separate, but rather than splitting custody they each take one of the children and disappear from the others' lives. Later in life, the identical twins meet and an intense rivalry develops. Now we know what you're thinking, our hosts have already done both The Parent Trap movies, and you are correct. But this week we are tackling Disney's HOT LEAD AND COLD FEET, which has that exact same premise except instead of summer camp hijinks, we've got murderous wild west cowboy race hijinks. Yes, Disney has gone back to the well of one actor playing opposite siblings, and throwing in the father for good measure as Jim Dale nerds himself up as tambourine-whacking missionary Eli; sexies himself up as destructive, dirty outlaw Billy; and makes himself look like a walking corpse as the eccentric, suicide-faking Jasper. The result is...well, it's a movie alright. Throw in We Want The D mainstay Don Knotts and you've got a reci