This Or That | The Would You Rather Comedy Podcast

It’s time for another user-submitted episode of your favorite #wouldyourather podcast! This week Todd from Seattle has provided a question for the ages that we will tackle with the vim and vigor to which you are accustomed. Who doesn’t love a relaxing vacation on a cruise ship? The luxurious accommodations, the fine food and entertainment, the waves crashing as the crew watches for icebergs… It’s just a big boat, floating through the ocean. How hard could it really be to pilot the thing with zero experience? How about that blimp that cruises through the sky on Sundays selling tires? It just bobs along and doesn’t take too much effort to keep up in the sky, right? I mean, it seems pretty simple. It’s just a giant balloon! This week we learn: who thinks that they’re equally as skilled as an experienced cruise ship captain, if that captain was drunk! Who thinks they have the same capabilities as Indiana Jones! Who has the primary concern of being attacked by sharks when this thing inevitably crashes! Hint: It’