Lost In The Shuffle

This week, Alicia fine-tunes your resume. Jay learns one very fruity way to rank your pornography. Cristaly misses the opportunity for some discounted dildos. Chill the fuck out, Anne Rice! CONTENT WARNINGS: Sex toy mention, discussions of sex (in the context of rating fanfiction porn), mentions of fanfiction with rape/noncon, a horrible mention of one fic where Mario characters having sex in a kind of... gorey way? We're so sorry.