Mom And Dad Are Stoned

  In Which The Stoner Mom Goes on a Non-Related Tangent *Note: Since the day my husband decided he was going to start growing hydro, he has annoyingly sung Lana del Rey's "Brooklyn Baby" to me at random times throughout the day. For like, months now. MONTHS!!! And, since he outlines the show notes for his podcast but I actually write them, he had of course inserted his dumb joke/reference into today's post. I'm taking it out, and combating his terrible impersonation with listening to dance mixes of our queen of sadness. Here's one I love, queued up to the hydroponic weed. I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS REMIX.* https://youtu.be/B0E053G7MUM?t=3m49s   How to Grow Hydroponic Weed: An Introduction There are tons of references to hydroponic weed in all sorts of songs. In fact, the term "chronic" for weed comes from Snoop Dogg's stonedly thinking his dealer said "hydrochronic" instead of "hydroponic". For realz. Hydroponic weed is marijuana made from cannabis plants growing in water instead of soil. That's right. No