I Can Talk Kayfabe

In a rare occurrence that is still not 100% valid, an actual WWF Superstar wrote an editorial piece for an Apter mag. Here, its Jesse Ventura allegedly telling us - in print - that Macho Man is a wimp because he turned face. Jesse or “Jesse” does, however, go on to drag Hulk Hogan thru the mud as a terrible ally and he’s NOT wrong, so, maybe it is Jesse. Also in this ep: Sting’s armpit hair is photoshopped out and its weird; Tully and Arn bust out a sweet tandem finisher; Kevin Von Erich powers through life with unbridled optimism and we learn the origins of the nickname “Puddin Head” that Paul Jones had bestowed on to him by the Mighty Wilbur. Rate, review, tell a friend and check us out on Twitter at @angryheroshawn and @sweatpantsjoe