Whatevertown

“Those were the glory days of jokes” References Intro: Gabriel Gundacker’s Coinstar bit 1, 2, 3 The new Canada Food Guide ‘Farming Simulator’ is getting its own esports league Would You Rather… …​learn that we’re alone in the universe, or find out that aliens have heard our call and are on the way to take our resources? (Thanks Gustavo!) …​poop in the only toilet at a party—knowing you’ll clog it—or in the bushes? …​be my grandma or my grandpa? …​have a permanent splinter under your toenail or have a permanent bad haircut? …have to work in a free clinic in 2050’s Russia twice a week OR your family crest is a banana and Die Hard movies starred William Shatner? …forget who you are every time it rains or never be able to remember why you walked into a room? Recommendations: Jon: Design Canada Ryan: Back in My Body by Maggie Rogers (from Heard It In A Past Life) Tim: Phoenix by Pedro the Lion Brought to you by our Patreon supporters. Thanks!