Whatevertown

References Ryan’s opening story Café Saint-Henri Taste Buds Would You Rather… …be in constant pain or have a constant itch? …everyone follows the New Year’s resolution of the person farthest from them on New Year’s Eve or cooked meat still acts alive? (borrowed from Comedy Bang! Bang!) …have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon? Or a neck the size of a pencil?