You Are Being Unreasonable

"What is your shower regime that is so cognitively challenging?" This week, we discuss the extreme variance in satsuma quality in this country and the epidemic of jazz apples among children, a puritanical husband who enjoys frugality, fish fingers, and beans, a smelly work colleague from seven years ago, and a Mumsnetter who has a great scheme to stop the spread of all viruses. We fully support the protests across the USA against white supremacist structures and police violence. If you can, please donate some money for protesters' bail (https://minnesotafreedomfund.org/donate) or for community groups fighting for the memory of murdered Black people (https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd). Black lives matter.