Jake And Tom Conquer The World

This very special episode features not only the vocal talents of Mister Rojen Razorwire, but it was also produced by the podcasting legend himself! Roe has bequeathed the fellas Project Archivist's annual "Fast Food Follies" episode.  And in addition to learning the dangers of stealing one of Jake's McNuggets or (even worse) forgetting his spicy mustard, the fellas discuss the following:  • A Florida Man Smashes Hot Pizza Into His Father's Face Upon Discovering He Helped in His Birth • Another Florida Man Smashes a Taco Bell Burrito Into His Wife's Face During an Argument • Yet Another Florida Man is Arrested for Smashing a Cheeseburger Into the Face of His Sleeping Girlfriend • A South Carolina McDonald's Employee Assaults Their Manager With Crispy Bacon • Yet Another Florida Man Attacks the Mother of His Child With Sweet and Sour Sauce Because She Brought Him the Wrong Meal From McDonald's • A Connecticut Woman a Pregnant McDonald's Worked Over a "Messed Up" McChicken Sandwich And Proceeds to Make Her Own •