Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Happy New Year’s Eve! So we went to the theater a while back and saw a new movie - maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s a little indie flick called Star Wars or something. Hosts Alyce and Laura are going* full throttle on spoilers for the new film Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. If you have not seen it and still plan to and don’t want to be spoiled, go no further! There are even spoilers below! Seriously, stop reading!Are you unspoiled people gone? Okay, good.On the docket:Pre-TROS: What got spoiled for us ahead of time. Damn you, all you f*ckers who posted spoilers on twitter for this movie.The crawl… woofGetting intimate with grandaddy Palps’ fingersSkywalking through the plot, planet by planetRemember when we prophesized that TROS would just be the last Potter film, and then it kinda was?SandSo much sandForce Toast LukeNot sure if you knew, but as it turns out, Lando has a huge… rolodexBEN’S LIL SHRUGDementor PalpatineTROS Pro-Tip: go see TROS in a Dolby Atmos theater and close your eyes during the Jedi Voices