Number Two Podcast

* Did Number Two Cuz blow her nose into a sock? * Lourdes skipped out on church this morning. * Tello laments never meeting a quality woman at church because they were always married with children. * Lourdes remembers going to church after partying all night with her mom and sisters. * Number Two Cuz may have been a little paranoid as she and her sisters’ (The Monkeys) reputations preceded them in social situations. * Lourdes and Tello have excuses for not working out regularly. * Number Two Cuz tries to convince Tello to buy second hand workout equipment. * Tello has had some success with his Ketogenic diet. * Has Number Two Cuz been drinking parasytes again? * We’re getting old because Lourdes’ nephew is old enough to host the family at his house with his family. * Lourdes thought her sister got shot on New Year’s Eve, but it was way less deadly and way more funny. * Tello recalls the time he photoshopped his cousin Andrea to look bald, and her unhappy response. * Number Two Cuz has to take a break to take