Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Strap on, kid! No, that’s wrong. Like really wrong. Gross. Let’s start over.Strap IN, kid! It’s Episode 58 of Force Toast! Hosts Alyce and Laura ponder* how many heads Kumail Nanjiani will have in the Kenobi show and learn the real name of those dancing balloon thingies you see at car dealerships. Alyce is a sad, sick baby.This episode is brought to you by Kellogg’s Stragecraftios! Those great flakes from Kellogg’s have a secret, you know! Toasted and frosted for the filmmaker on the go! Stragecraftios are part of a balanced breakfast (or they would be, if they were a real product).Air Dancers, Sky Dancers and Skywalkers, oh my!The title of the third and final novel in the Thrawn Ascendancy trilogy is revealed and you can pre-order that shiz now, babies!Cavan Scott has been a very busy boy and we’re not mad about itKenobi Watch! Bae turned 50 the other day AND we got a surprise cast announcement last week and we have questions!Kenobi Watch musical interlude courtesy of this sausome videoRecap on Tap! The Bad