Force Toast: A Star Wars Happy Hour

Alright, enough of this nonsense. Education is important so you all are going to learn some valuable lessons in this episode. Like how the Titanic was real and how to keep your horny toy poodle in check when he keeps knocking up all the bitches.In Episode 59, hosts Alyce and Laura crack* open a glass of Pink Milk, pull up a chair and try to make sense of all the Star Wars happenings over the last two weeks.As they say in Mary Poppins, VOTES FOR WOMEN! Our listeners nominated us for Your Money Geek’s Star Wars Podcasts Awards. Help us get to the Top 10 by voting here!Alyce is healed and Laura is stoned and all is right with the worldRelease the Abrams cut? How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard! (via Reddit)No seriously, please don’t make that available anywhereIt’s NOT a PHASE, MOM! This is who I AM! The High Republic, Phase I, Wave II is coming soon! What we’re excited about in this starwars.com articleTitanic is old. The movie and, you know, the boat. This blows Laura’s mind. Mark your calendar, loser, it’s